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re: I’d bang Dolly Parton cheerleader

Posted on 11/23/23 at 5:29 pm to
Posted by BuckyCheese
Member since Jan 2015
57778 posts
Posted on 11/23/23 at 5:29 pm to
She's got leggings and a bodysuit on.

That stomach would likely make you puke when you peel the clothes off.
Posted by Tigerpride18
Lakewood Colorado
Member since Sep 2017
32688 posts
Posted on 11/23/23 at 5:31 pm to
Yeah she’s always been too heavy but I don’t think she started with those obvious implants
Posted by New Money
Athens, GA
Member since Jun 2023
4053 posts
Posted on 11/23/23 at 5:31 pm to
quote:

I think she had big boobs in the early 80s before implants.




She was in her 40s in the 1980s.

Posted by mtnhighTiger
Scottsdale, AZ
Member since Jan 2010
4476 posts
Posted on 11/23/23 at 5:32 pm to
quote:

I’d work 9-5 all day on dat!

Well, you better hit that before 5pm, she may fall asleep in the middle of a BJ.
Posted by thermal9221
Youngsville
Member since Feb 2005
15101 posts
Posted on 11/23/23 at 5:32 pm to
Her lower body doesn’t look like upper body.
Posted by Drank
Member since Jun 1864
Member since Dec 2012
12344 posts
Posted on 11/23/23 at 5:34 pm to
quote:

She's got leggings and a bodysuit on.


Correct. Full compression bodysuit that cost just under $7K. Each wig is roughly $14K.

She is 77.

She has more talent in her wig than any of these sound cloud window licking gomers will ever have.

She is an absolute American Treasure.
Posted by PassingThrough
Member since Sep 2021
2622 posts
Posted on 11/23/23 at 5:37 pm to
You know the thing that makes Dolly a true star is supreme musical and writing talent AND the ability to understand that everything but the soul can be FAKE.
Posted by mtnhighTiger
Scottsdale, AZ
Member since Jan 2010
4476 posts
Posted on 11/23/23 at 5:37 pm to
quote:

She is an absolute American Treasure.
Absolutely. I'm sure we can all agree upon that.

However, at some point you have to call it quits and hang up the Edgar suit.
Posted by LSUDAN1
Member since Oct 2010
11153 posts
Posted on 11/23/23 at 5:40 pm to
Should have been the Super Bowl halftime show.
This post was edited on 11/23/23 at 5:45 pm
Posted by A Menace to Sobriety
Member since Jun 2018
32517 posts
Posted on 11/23/23 at 5:44 pm to


Posted by POTUS2024
Member since Nov 2022
20943 posts
Posted on 11/23/23 at 5:45 pm to
Dolly has always been a beautiful woman. Very impressive life story. I once read that her family was so poor that when she was born, her father paid the doctor with fish and corn meal (or something similar). And now look where she is...
Posted by Gtothemoney
Da North Shore
Member since Sep 2012
17722 posts
Posted on 11/23/23 at 5:53 pm to
That was lip synced.
Posted by bluedragon
Birmingham
Member since May 2020
9527 posts
Posted on 11/23/23 at 5:55 pm to
Funniest comment I’ve seen so far.

“Dolly Parton, 77, in a Cowboy Cheerleader’s uniform was not on my Bingo Card”
Posted by Inadvertent Whistle
Atlanta, GA
Member since Nov 2015
5464 posts
Posted on 11/23/23 at 5:59 pm to
quote:

She’s leaning up on that star for some reason


She acted like maybe she twisted her ankle in those boots or the stage was slippery. Something was definitely a little off but at her age who cares.
Posted by PassingThrough
Member since Sep 2021
2622 posts
Posted on 11/23/23 at 6:02 pm to
I am not going to say it was not, but I feel like they would have made it louder if it was.
Posted by Honest Tune
Louisiana
Member since Dec 2011
19285 posts
Posted on 11/23/23 at 6:31 pm to
I just like the fact that she was in her late 40s the last time Dallas won a Super Bowl.
Posted by Gtothemoney
Da North Shore
Member since Sep 2012
17722 posts
Posted on 11/23/23 at 7:03 pm to
I didn’t see a microphone anywhere on her. It has been one of my things. I think I can always pick up on lips syncing.
Posted by Athis
I AM Charlie Kirk....
Member since Aug 2016
16384 posts
Posted on 11/23/23 at 7:14 pm to
I'm a sucker for those dimples... on her face..

Posted by blueboxer1119
Baton Rouge
Member since May 2013
9782 posts
Posted on 11/23/23 at 7:16 pm to
She looks a hell of a lot better than Madonna.

Yuck.
Posted by Taurus
Loozianna
Member since Feb 2015
4955 posts
Posted on 11/23/23 at 7:20 pm to
Geesh, y'all some weird dudes. She is around 80, fat, fake everywhere.

Y'all that desperate? I have an ex that has great D's, plenty of cellulite, face paint that can pass for a nine mid-50's, but minus face paint a 4, but great tits. Likes 69 and riding and loves money. She'd put Dolly to shame in bed.
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