re: hypothetical hockey question

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Your skates increase your height by 2-3 inches, the puck is less than 1 inch.

A 500 lb bama fan wouldn't be able to get down quickly enough - shooting low is the easiest, and so you would literally score all day on a guy w that body type

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but like i already said, the skates are just there to keep his grotesquely fat feet warm. He doesn't use them at all. He sits, kneels, waddles directly on the ice....no gap. Look at the pic i linked. That bastard easily covers the 6' width of the goal with his freaky legs on the ground.