re: Good article about Cam on today's scrimmage

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It's like a suplex to a Rock bottom

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It was worth the $5000 fine is what it was.

You must have missed the top part of the post.

The Brown/Williams was a add on.

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ETA: If I was to make a guess, they're probably living pretty good off their top 5 signing bonuses and million dollar contracts. At least they made Rookie of the Year and the Pro-Bowl...

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McFadden is living off of his endorsements and top 5 contract also.

How the hell did Brown make the Pro-Bowl? Not even 1,000 yards in 2008 when he made it. Was he like a 10th alternate?

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You must have missed the top part of the post.

The Brown/Williams was a add on.

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No, I didn't miss it. But if you feel like making excuses for your best RB ever, more power to you.

I guess you feel like Jason Campbell has been screwed over his entire career too? Lining up behind that god awful redskin line... then that god awful raiders line.

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No, I didn't miss it. But if you feel like making excuses for your best RB ever, more power to you.

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Not making excuses, running for 1,100 yards behind a Raider line is impressive, and he'll do it again this year while Brown and Carnell are backups.

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I guess you feel like Jason Campbell has been screwed over his entire career too? Lining up behind that god awful redskin line... then that god awful raiders line.

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Uh, sure??

Where did you get this:

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Laughing at players who suffer serious injuries gets you to blow your load?

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out of this:

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and he'll do it again this year while Brown and Carnell are backups.

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You have some serious reading comprehension problems. Not sure where I laughed at anyone.

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Because it seems that their careers have taking a severe beating because they have both suffered extremely serious injuries.

Maybe you need to learn to not laugh at someone's career when it ends up being the result of serious injuries.

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You know, I was reading what you wrote, then I happened to look at your sigpic. And then I viewed your avatar full size and read the text.

And then I thought you were a fricking fraud.

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So you don't think Chappelle show is funny?

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Unfunny is the word I'd use to describe it.

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Cool. Good talk.

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OK.

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ETA: You sound mad. I think you're a fricking fraud.

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Grasp for anything, I guess, when you can't come back with something substantial. Check back in with me when you've managed to attain the courage of your convictions.

ETA since you edited in a quote of mine:

PROTIP: Flames and happiness aren't mutually exclusive. It's cool, though. You'll catch on to the Internet sooner or later.


ETA (again): Going back and re-reading it, that post of mine was pretty good...

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Cool. I was actually trying to find the one person who didn't laugh one time watching Chappelle. Finally did it.

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I was exaggerating a bit. I've chuckled at a few of his bits, but he's definitely overrated right out of the gate.

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Really? Are you serious? You do realize you responded to me based on nothing but two pictures right? That just SCREAMS substantial evidence. Straight up courage of awesomeness right there.

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Pictures are worth a thousand words.

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Whatever you say champ.

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It's cool, bruh. Take a break from the Internet... maybe a couple years... and work on this shite. You'll be raring to go when you get back.

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I'm shocked. Totally shocked. Anyways, his stand-up is 100x's better than Chappelle show.

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I've never seen his stand-up. I might have to check it out. Stand-up is usually far better than sketch comedy anyway (with a couple notable exceptions).

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Like how you have a "mad" picture as your avi, but continually make posts that seem like you're mad?

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It was just a few posts ago that you sarcastically told me that my use of your sig and avatar pics to judge you as a failure of a poster "practically screamed 'substantial evidence'." As such, I feel I should probably do the right thing and make a more solid case.

As the above quote reveals, you have a tendency to either misinterpret or selectively interpret the words of the people you spar with on TigerDroppings. Whether you're doing it intentionally to bolster your point (or in a misguided attempt to be 'witty') or unintentionally because you're sort of like Rain Man is entirely irrelevant. A lot of reading (selectively) between the lines.

Now, I'm not going to stoop so low as to suggest that we drag the webcams out and Skype with each other so you can see that I'm not, in fact, mad at all because... well... that honestly sounds kind of gay, so you're just going to have to take my word for it.

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Usually, I just like laughing at pictures, but apparently you think pictures on TDs.com are the end to all.

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Another amusing thing you seem to do (full disclosure: I rarely read anything you post, so I don't know if it's something you do frequently or not) is alternate between reading between the lines and taking peoples' words at their absolute face value, as you did in the above quote.

Now, partially because you seem to do this only when it suits you to do so, I'm going give you the benefit of the doubt and say that you aren't so socially retarded that you honestly can't tell when someone's fricking with you.

We'll just say that you're following your standard operating procedure...

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Really? You already tried this 'holier than thou' talk. You should just let it go. It's really over-played and just makes you look dumb.

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...a procedure which you've honestly been trying in almost every post I've seen by you so far in this thread.

And you're going to talk about over-played and dumb?


Seriously?


You could use those couple years off to come up with a new shtick for posting.

Besides, I wasn't being holier than thou. I was simply taking a page out of your playbook; you told me a couple posts ago, "Whatever you say, champ" and... well... suggesting that you take a hiatus from posting was what I said.

Either way, fun spar. You put up a better fight than most, but I need to crash. I have a blessed, rare day off from work tomorrow that I fully intend to enjoy.

ETA: Clever use of the demotivator image macro.