re: Daily Bitcoin Article

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Nigerians and bitcoin are made for each other.

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REQUEST FOR URGENT BUSINESS RELATIONSHIP

FIRST, I MUST SOLICIT YOUR STRICTEST CONFIDENCE IN THIS TRANSACTION. THIS IS BY VIRTUE OF ITS NATURE AS BEING UTTERLY CONFIDENTIAL AND 'TOP SECRET'. I AM SURE AND HAVE CONFIDENCE OF YOUR ABILITY AND RELIABILITY TO PROSECUTE A TRANSACTION OF THIS GREAT MAGNITUDE INVOLVING A PENDING TRANSACTION REQUIRING MAXIIMUM CONFIDENCE.

WE ARE TOP OFFICIAL OF THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT CONTRACT REVIEW PANEL WHO ARE INTERESTED IN IMPORATION OF GOODS INTO OUR COUNTRY WITH FUNDS WHICH ARE PRESENTLY TRAPPED IN NIGERIA. IN ORDER TO COMMENCE THIS BUSINESS WE SOLICIT YOUR ASSISTANCE TO ENABLE US TRANSFER INTO YOUR ACCOUNT THE SAID TRAPPED FUNDS.

THE SOURCE OF THIS FUND IS AS FOLLOWS; DURING THE LAST MILITARY REGIME HERE IN NIGERIA, THE GOVERNMENT OFFICIALS SET UP COMPANIES AND AWARDED THEMSELVES CONTRACTS WHICH WERE GROSSLY OVER-INVOICED IN VARIOUS MINISTRIES. THE PRESENT CIVILIAN GOVERNMENT SET UP A CONTRACT REVIEW PANEL AND WE HAVE IDENTIFIED A LOT OF INFLATED CONTRACT FUNDS WHICH ARE PRESENTLY FLOATING IN THE CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA READY FOR PAYMENT.

HOWEVER, BY VIRTUE OF OUR POSITION AS CIVIL SERVANTS AND MEMBERS OF THIS PANEL, WE CANNOT ACQUIRE THIS MONEY IN OUR NAMES. I HAVE THEREFORE, BEEN DELEGATED AS A MATTER OF TRUST BY MY COLLEAGUES OF THE PANEL TO LOOK FOR AN OVERSEAS PARTNER INTO WHOSE ACCOUNT WE WOULD TRANSFER THE SUM OF BC$21,320,000.00(TWENTY ONE MILLION, THREE HUNDRED AND TWENTY THOUSAND BITCOINS). HENCE WE ARE WRITING YOU THIS LETTER. WE HAVE AGREED TO SHARE THE MONEY THUS; 1. 20% FOR THE ACCOUNT OWNER 2. 70% FOR US (THE OFFICIALS) 3. 10% TO BE USED IN SETTLING TAXATION AND ALL LOCAL AND FOREIGN EXPENSES. IT IS FROM THE 70% THAT WE WISH TO COMMENCE THE IMPORTATION BUSINESS.

PLEASE,NOTE THAT THIS TRANSACTION IS 100% SAFE AND WE HOPE TO COMMENCE THE TRANSFER LATEST SEVEN (7) BANKING DAYS FROM THE DATE OF THE RECEIPT OF THE FOLLOWING INFORMATIOM BY TEL/FAX; 234-1-7740449, YOUR COMPANY'S SIGNED, AND STAMPED LETTERHEAD PAPER THE ABOVE INFORMATION WILL ENABLE US WRITE LETTERS OF CLAIM AND JOB DESCRIPTION RESPECTIVELY. THIS WAY WE WILL USE YOUR COMPANY'S NAME TO APPLY FOR PAYMENT AND RE-AWARD THE CONTRACT IN YOUR COMPANY'S NAME.

WE ARE LOOKING FORWARD TO DOING THIS BUSINESS WITH YOU AND SOLICIT YOUR CONFIDENTIALITY IN THIS TRANSATION. PLEASE ACKNOWLEDGE THE RECEIPT OF THIS LETTER USING THE ABOVE TEL/FAX NUMBERS. I WILL SEND YOU DETAILED INFORMATION OF THIS PENDING PROJECT WHEN I HAVE HEARD FROM YOU.

YOURS FAITHFULLY,

DR CLEMENT OKON

NOTE; PLEASE QUOTE THIS REFERENCE NUMBER (VE/S/09/99) IN ALL YOUR RESPONSES.

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Update on Wiki... He was spotted in Japan trying to rob a bank... Video evidence below...

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I started to call you.

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For those who missed that thread 10 days ago, wiki had learned my real name using google so he threatened to reveal my name to everyone in retaliation for me using the first letter of his real name (which anyone who has posted on TD.com for a few years knows his name as I explained above) in a post a couple of months ago.

So in response to his threat, I posted my full name, cell phone number and email address in that thread for about 5 hours or so.

Threat aborted!



ETA: And wiki hasn't posted since then.

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For those who missed that thread, wiki had learned my real name using google so he threatened to reveal my name to everyone in retaliation for me using the first letter of his real name (which anyone who has posted on TD.com for a few years knows his name as I explained above).

So in response to his threat, I posted my full name, cell phone number and email address in that thread for about 5 hours or so.

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Damn. I would have called you to say wassup

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Damn. I would have called you to say wassup

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Apparently you can find me using Google. I'm a Luddite so I don't know how that high-tech stuff works.....

ETA: I fully expected some calls from fellow TDer's but I didn't get a single phone call. I even put my phone on vibrate + sound while I was at the baseball game so I would know if I had an incoming call.

If I would have seen it I would have texted you a picture of a bitcoin symbol.

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Apparently you can find me using Google.

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What would I google? Dude who posts on TD and makes bank? I'm a neanderthal when it comes to technology

Google isn't revolutionary. They still report all their revenues in dollars.

The Greeley Gas & Go is where the future is at!

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I'm sure Chicken and the admins all show up first but I'm listed on the Google results page after them.....

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Don't be so sure. I'm sitting on a fortune in htown-coins. Send me your info and I might let you in on some.

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Why was that your reaction?

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It was more of a "Damn, Ruskie has run out of fricks to give!" type mouth opening reaction.