re: Will post pics of douche who ratted us out in the Ole Miss..

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No - I mean planting evidence on somebody and then alerting authorities is almost certainly a felony.

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NOOOOOOO. The "evidence" is legal, just against the RULES...not law.

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It REALLY isn't...but I can appreciate that point of view. I can assure you I'm as loud as any drunk in the stands, and I'm far less likely to have to get up during a defensive stand to go take a piss.

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After ones first couple of seasons going to games one develops the ability to hold it through an entire half. This is why all those old men in the bathrooms at half time will be standing their pissing for like 10 minutes. Because they've developed the ability to expand the bladder, as needed for football, over decades.

‘At night, you can smell the Bourbon on the field.' - Coach Archer

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there would be assholes here that would disagree with you and suggest that if you didn't want your 5 year old to hear a grown man yell MOTHER frickER at a football player than you wouldn;t bring them to Tiger stadium, 'cause that's the kind of thing that makes it great.

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There are those folks. I disagree with them. The overwhelming majority of Tiger fans, IMO, are pro-drinking in the stadium but anti-cursing. If I had kids, I personally wouldn't care if they heard curse words, but that sort of thing does turn a lot of parents off, and it would suck if they stopped bringing their kids to the games because of it. We've got to get the next crop of Tiger fans somehow.

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Again, a-hole...if someone is spilling a drink on me, slamming into me because they are more interested in grabbing their flask out of their backpocket than watching the game, and finally dropping the fifth and having broken glass everywhere then they have, by their actions, made it largely impossible to enjoy the game. frick them.

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YOU ARE SO FULL OF shite DUDLEY!

Yes.. we can fit a "glass fifth flask" in our back pocket. fricking exaggerating nerd. Sell your tickets church boy.

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What other things are you incapable of doing without being drunk?

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Talking to whiny fricktards about drinking in Tiger Stadium.

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Again, a-hole...if someone is spilling a drink on me, slamming into me because they are more interested in grabbing their flask out of their backpocket than watching the game, and finally dropping the fifth and having broken glass everywhere then they have, by their actions, made it largely impossible to enjoy the game. frick them.

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a) who the hell carries in an entire fifth in a bottle? I mean I guess you could do it in parts - a pint in one and a pint in the other - or in a different container, like a camel back, but not in a single bottle. I'd like to see that.

(Though I did once see an older gentleman pouring himself a beer out of a 32 oz. can he had somehow snuck in. Impressive.)

b) I've yet to see any broken glass in TS. Its clearly not a problem. probably because whiskey bottles tend to be a little thicker than beer bottles, and because most people sneak their liquor in plastic or metal flasks.

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they are more interested in grabbing their flask out of their backpocket than watching the game,

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BTW - I don't know if you noticed this or not, but the game of American football is one full of pauses in the action. In fact - most of the game time is spent not actually in play. So its completely possible - in fact very easy - to reach for one's bottle, pour some in one's coke or other drink, and put the bottle back - without missing a single play or moment of action. Isn't that great?

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Talking to whiny fricktards about drinking in Tiger Stadium.

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Average for a football game. Above the level where I can't keep from slurring a few words every now and then, but below the level where I can't stand up straight.

I'll put it this way. I've been far drunker at football games.

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Not trying to be a do-gooder, but "average" can be subjective. Average for some folks I know is off the charts......just sayin'. If you have been near one another before without incident yet this time he ups and decides to snitch, then he's a dick.

Understand this Hellraisers, I have and like getting drunk and spirited as the next person, but you (as Hellraisers) are not the standard. The "if you can't take us drunks GTFO" argument doesn't hold much water.

In the end though, this is the exact reason why my little boys will be of an age where I can talk them through adult behaviors before I bring them to a game........the conditions may not be fair to the sober, but they are what they are.

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I suggest you bring in some really cheap bourbon, put some in an empty cup and dump it all over him. Then go rat him out. And take pics.

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I wouldn't waste cheap bourbon like that, I need that for myself!

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half pint for a back pocket, but that's a pretty stupid way to sneak it in IMO

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I sit in the EU. I could, I promise you, bring in the fifth I accidentally called it without anyone caring. No one checks anything going up there...

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If person who accused you of that has obviously never been to a Catholic church fair.

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I got a kick out of being called Church Boy. I'd have earned all kind of cred with the creationists on the PoliBoard with that moiker!

Now...feel free to go back to the PoliBoard and give me a link for your accusation that Glen Beck wants Obama killed...you hack!

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i guess i have no way of proving it to you, you'll just have to take my word

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Actually, for you to be this pissed, I believe you.

Get a bottle of Karo syrup and pour it on his seat and on the ground. It's petty but damn irritating, doesn't wipe up easily, and won't make the neighbor's pay by having to smell another solution. AND, it isn't damaging anything in case you get caught.

Like someone said, you could douse him with rot gut hand him a beach ball and yell for the law.....they'll look over right as he throws the ball