Why everyone on tigerdroppings should vote Mike Sherman for COY

Gene Chizik thinks he's in the minor leagues and you don't want a division rival getting it.
Dantonio played a single team that's currently ranked and lost to 7-5 Iowa. Sure the fake FG over ND was cool, but ND sucks. Why the hell were they in OT anyway?
Doug Marone of Syracuse? Give me a break. That conference is worse than the Mountain West.
Saban just might be the anti Christ.
Gundy? Bahahaha Bob Stoops is so deep in Gundy's head that he knows what the OSU plays are gonna be before Gundy calls them.

But you can do yourselves a favor by voting for Sherman. Here's why:

I won't lie. This last decade we've sucked harder than Linda Lovelace. But we're finally starting to come around. Why does that matter? Because This Big 12 - 2 is doomed. It's got a few more years left at most. When that happens, the Ags want to go to the SEC. But we won't be able to excise ourselves from the longhorn parasite and head East unless we're standing on our own two feet. Voting for Sherman will help us do that. Help us do that and in a few years, we'll get into the SEC West and renew a rivalry that's 50 games old and full of some good old fashioned TX v. LA hate. This Cotton Bowl is gonna get a lot of publicity and will show a few of the younger fans just what this old rivalry used to mean. There's a ton of history and tradition between our two schools.

Finally, even if you hate us, that means that you're giving Les and co a chance to beat a COY in the bowl game, which can only do you all good.

Do it.
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