re: Where was Lee the night the Tiger team broke curfiew?

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Half the team was there...do the math.

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So half wasn't. Got it.

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So half wasn't. Got it.

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the other half was at Fred's

Playing NCAA football video game against Gary Crowton

He was doing drunk pushups at a Motel 6 :jump1: :jump1:

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Where he should of been, in his dorm banging a chick from behind with the playbook on her back.

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they laminate those things, right?

Rumor has it, but Miles will not confirm, that Lee was kneeling by his bedside at about the time the Shady's thing was happening, saying his nightly prayers. He heard a scream, and rushed to the window to see a masked man and a bulldog attacking a woman in the parking area.

He rushed from his room, grabbing a sack of footballs that he had been throwing with earlier in the day, as part of Making a Wish come true to a young boy whose only desire was to meet an LSU football player.

Once he rounded the northwestern corner of the building, he began throwing the balls at the attackers, hitting him and his bulldog, 9 of 10 times from a distance of 7.2 yards. Despite the fog that had begun rolling in from atop the nearby buildings. The assailants then off ran into the night.

Lee then helped the woman up, who told him that she had just moved here from Oregon and had spent the evening volunteering down at the homeless shelter, by getting some families settled in for the night. He asked if she was OK, and she said, Yes, but a bit shaken. She also told Lee that the assailant had made off with her purse with her house keys. And that she was afraid to stay the night in the house.

Lee then offered her his bed for the night, while he slept on the floor of her apartment, with his sack of footballs at the ready. When daylight broke, he scowered the area looking for the purse, and found it tossed in the bushes next to a cowbell, with the keys still zipped in a side pocket.

When he returned it to the grateful woman, she told him that unfortunately all her money was missing. Jarrett then offered to buy her breakfast, and topped it off with some Blue Bell ice cream. It was about this time that Lee got the call about the Shady's situation.

Lee immediately excused himself, paid the check, and left a tip of $38.75. He then returned to his bedside, and resumed his prayers.

Like I said Miles will not confirm any of this, and the details I have are sketchy at best.

English Major, aye RobbBobb. Nice. Should get an A in 101 if you turn that in.