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re: What went down at Rocco's?

Posted on 6/14/25 at 5:31 pm to
Posted by LSUGrrrl
Frisco, TX
Member since Jul 2007
44701 posts
Posted on 6/14/25 at 5:31 pm to
Yeah, that’s it. Except Coop was innocent and the owner & his son got a little handsy.

#Coopisinnocent
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
88096 posts
Posted on 6/14/25 at 5:33 pm to
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So coop had a disagreement with the owner of the establishment and got tossed?

Much tamer than I expected.


iirc, coop tried to bow up to the owner, who sounds like a big doosh, and that cranked it up a notch
Posted by Tigercoop40
Northwest Arkansas
Member since Apr 2006
7626 posts
Posted on 6/14/25 at 5:41 pm to
I’ve explained it in this thread. Just go to the beginning.
Posted by Honkus
Member since Aug 2005
56319 posts
Posted on 6/14/25 at 5:42 pm to
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I’ve explained it in this thread. Just go to the beginning.


We're gonna need a fr33 poem by the end of the night


This post was edited on 6/14/25 at 5:44 pm
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
133066 posts
Posted on 6/14/25 at 6:03 pm to
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Except Coop was innocent and the owner & his son got a little handsy.



Unfortunately it wasn't his bar. I've been tossed out when I wasn't guilty of what I was accused of (that I know of)

Owner/management has the right to toss anyone for any reason. Not saying I agree with them...

But the moment he bowed up it wasn't going to end well.

Kind of a cut your losses situation
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
133066 posts
Posted on 6/14/25 at 6:11 pm to
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Honkus



quote:

Gonna need a fr33 poem



You already inflicted us all with covid...now you want to inflict these fine people with more awfulness?


I'm trying to watch baseball.


But...this version of the story changes things.


Hmm.

The Rotten Side of Rocco

Now Rocco's the Tavern is famous for shots,
And when LSU sees Omaha,
Substandard, subpar, but they sure make a LOT,
Off many a broad and baw

Now coop was a fan, a fine measure of man,
But Rocco he did him so wrong,
Singled out and accused, guiltless egos were bruised,
They threw his arse out before long,

Now who's wrong or right, we could argue all night,
And to rhyme about it would be lame,
Don't care much at all, and I'd rather baseball,
So I I'm done now let's all watch the game.




This post was edited on 6/14/25 at 7:42 pm
Posted by KidCreole
Member since Nov 2015
218 posts
Posted on 6/14/25 at 6:45 pm to

Official Associated Press resources/release confirms what actually caused Rocco's early closure on the evening on 6/13/25. Several Local Omaha AP News Affiliates & Reporters arrived on scene soon after the bar shuttered & took statements from patrons exiting Rocco's while fleeing to their cars. While numerous witnesses gave conflicting reports as to what occurred, a common theme emerged regarding a certain individual going "bezerk"!

Crazy as it seems, everything erupted when this person named "Boudreaux" became literally "inflamed" after overhearing some "yankee" giving specific directions & recipe ingredients for Gumbo. Eye witnesses state it was when the ingredient of "OKRA" was called for that Boudreaux morphed into the 1970's cult movie character "CARRIE" whom Academy Award Winning actress Sissy Spacek played.

After rushing the exits to narrowly escape the ensuing inferno which emanated from the "crazed cajun".....another common theme, or date, which correlates to the movie Carrie was vociferously mentioned by bar room witnesses still in shock & while being interviewed by AP reporters in the dark, late night Rocco's parking lot:

Included in the AP's wire was the fact of it being "Friday the 13th" & that OKRA is NOT, NEVER included or found in authentic, original, genuine La. Gumbo!
Posted by sidewalkside
rent free in yo head
Member since Sep 2021
4225 posts
Posted on 6/14/25 at 7:39 pm to
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I have medical problems with extreme migraines stemming from my neck.
yet you tell Mr Rocco “let’s talk about this outsode” and he kicks you arse lol
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
133066 posts
Posted on 6/14/25 at 11:19 pm to
What's the Shot count now?
Posted by TutHillTiger
Mississippi Alabama
Member since Sep 2010
49830 posts
Posted on 6/14/25 at 11:34 pm to
Ok so although he was completely innocent Coop got tossed from Rocco’s and is never going back and whatever happened there tonight it has nothing to do with us right?
Posted by CDawson
Louisiana
Member since Dec 2017
19181 posts
Posted on 6/14/25 at 11:37 pm to
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We want to stay open as late as the law will allow


The law tells a private business when they can open and close?
Posted by TackySweater
Member since Dec 2020
24650 posts
Posted on 6/14/25 at 11:41 pm to
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All jokes aside Rocco sounds like a d bag

Well he’s in charge of the Jell-O shot challenge so that should tell you all you need to know
Posted by TackySweater
Member since Dec 2020
24650 posts
Posted on 6/14/25 at 11:42 pm to
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The law tells a private business when they can open and close?

Posted by LSUGrrrl
Frisco, TX
Member since Jul 2007
44701 posts
Posted on 6/15/25 at 1:01 am to
quote:

The law tells a private business when they can open and close?


You think all those bars close at 2 am by coincidence?
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
133066 posts
Posted on 6/15/25 at 2:22 am to
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