First off, I have been attending LSU games for over 35 years now and I have NEVER seen a piss balloon. It is an urban myth, or happens so rarely that you should not be concerned about it.

Another point is that the rivalries in the SEC are so very intense, that some fans, from all of the schools, may take that a bit overboard. LSU fans can attest to some awful treatment that they received at away games.

Third point is that your fans will get "Tiger Baited", WHICH REALLY IS JUST A FRIENDLY WAY TO JEST WITH OPPOSING FANS. The Oklahoma and Ohio State fans really got offended by this but they just did not understand the intent nor proper response. If you ever hear "Tiger Bait, Tiger Bait, Tiger Bait" being yelled at you from a group of LSU fans, the proper response from an Oregon Fan is " We hate Alabama, too (or Fla, Ole Miss, Aub, etc) " and you will immediately be best of friends. Even better, yell "We hate USC as much as you do" (it is impossible to hate USC more than we do) and they will probably buy you a beer and make you a pot of gumbo!!!! This sort of jovial interaction is what college football is all about. And that is exactly what Tiger Baiting is, nothing more, nothing less.

Fourth point - many LSU fans will most definitely get drunk!! As with any bunch of drunks, a few may get out of line but they will be exceptions to the rule. Best bet is to have a drink with them!!

I dare say that your Oregon fans will be very well treated by the LSU fans. This will be somewhat of a taste of what it would be like attending a game in Tiger Stadium on a Saturday night, but not quite. If you ever get the opportunity attend a game in Tiger Stadium, do not pass it up. Then you will understand.!!

But I certainly will look forward to your fans honest comments about this after the game is over and done. I am willing to bet it will mirror the WVU comments.

Louisiana has the Very Best Duck Hunters in the world and we gonna open the season up a little early this year!!

And last but not least - Tiger Bait, Tiger Bait, Tiger Bait!

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Posted by MountainTiger

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Posted on 8/17/11 at 9:39 am to DucksflyinPAC

Is it true that Oregon fans don't have apposing thumbs?

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Posted by DucksflyinPAC

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Posted on 8/17/11 at 9:44 am to just me

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I'm a little disappointed that I haven't been asked to teach the class. I've theorized and strategized piss ballooning for days. I've done the field work. I've tested the various delivery methods and vehicles. I've tested a multitude of piss products for viscosity, temperature, aroma, etc. I hope to publish some of my work so that it is available for the betterment of humanity. My research has produced some important discoveries: (1) Piss should not be aged. I've found that piss is best if it's fresh. You don't want your piss mellowing with time. It's not wine. (However, piss from wine is actually pretty good for piss balloons.) You want young piss, impertinent piss, piss with a lot of attitude and swagger. (2) First piss of the morning is the best piss of the day. Something about not pissing for eight hours produces the most aromatic and concentrated piss. Late day piss loses its vigor and vitality. Nighttime piss is just about worthless. I wouldn't even use it except for maybe SEC East fans. (3) Pregnant piss is powerful piss. Piss from a pregnant woman has the perfect viscosity for splattering and sticking to faces. There is also the added "horror" factor of having a pregnant woman throwing piss at you. Just something about it works. Honestly, my wife and I didn't even want a fourth child, we just wanted more pregnant woman piss. God, I love that woman.

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Posted by just me

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Member since Mar 2006

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Posted on 8/17/11 at 9:56 am to Spawn

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It is all true. In fact its part of the mandatory curriculum for incoming Freshmen.

Piss Ballooning 101 -All male AND FEMALE students are required to take it.

I'm a little disappointed that I haven't been asked to teach the class. I've theorized and strategized piss ballooning for days. I've done the field work. I've tested the various delivery methods and vehicles. I've tested a multitude of piss products for viscosity, temperature, aroma, etc. I hope to publish some of my work so that it is available for the betterment of humanity.

My research has produced some important discoveries:

(1) Piss should not be aged. I've found that piss is best if it's fresh. You don't want your piss mellowing with time. It's not wine. (However, piss from wine is actually pretty good for piss balloons.) You want young piss, impertinent piss, piss with a lot of attitude and swagger.

(2) First piss of the morning is the best piss of the day. Something about not pissing for eight hours produces the most aromatic and concentrated piss. Late day piss loses its vigor and vitality. Nighttime piss is just about worthless. I wouldn't even use it except for maybe SEC East fans.

(3) Pregnant piss is powerful piss. Piss from a pregnant woman has the perfect viscosity for splattering and sticking to faces. There is also the added "horror" factor of having a pregnant woman throwing piss at you. Just something about it works. Honestly, my wife and I didn't even want a fourth child, we just wanted more pregnant woman piss. God, I love that woman.

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Posted by Ipreciateu2

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Posted on 8/17/11 at 1:29 pm to Adam

Please don't brag about this any more.