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Top 10 Check list for the Married Fella's for upcoming year

Posted on 8/23/09 at 3:31 pm
Posted by FLObserver
Jacksonville
Member since Nov 2005
15693 posts
Posted on 8/23/09 at 3:31 pm
1. You have 13 days before all activities outside of your house will stop on weekends other than turning on the HDTV beginning with gameday!
2. It's yes maam to the wife and is there anything else i can get for you?for the next 13 days. Then after that its your going to your mom's house this weekend right or get me a beer?
3. For the Fella's with young kids like myself you need to start introducing them to maybe some movies with some profanity to get them ready for what will be coming out of the room in say 13 days.
4. The Lawn you have 3 choices: Pray for a drought(damit not this year) ,Scalp it to say an inch gives you a good month to put it off , or hire a dam lawncrew that doesn't speak english because football to them is soccer.
5. Visit all Relatives that you haven't seen in a while because odds are thankgiving will be the next time you see them.
6. Restock all medication preferably the high blood pressure kind because i believe we will need it this year.
7. Apoligize in advance to your wife, kids and the dog as well for how bad daddy was on saturdays or just do like me and get the wife a new gas card so she can drive to her parents on Saturdays during football

8. Remove all sharp objects from the room that may cause bodily harm during those tough stretches of the LSU game.

9.Prepare yourself to listen to gameday everyweek drool over tim tebow. Trust me i live in Jacksonville so i have built the great wall of china on this one

10. Have Tigerant on your favorites because we all know we will be bitching about somebody every saturday whether it be win or lose.


If i have forgot something please feel free to add to the list
This post was edited on 8/23/09 at 4:15 pm
Posted by im4LSU
Hattiesburg, MS
Member since Aug 2004
34022 posts
Posted on 8/23/09 at 3:39 pm to
can we get an AMEN?


















AMEN!!!!
Posted by KCMOTiger
Kansas City, MO
Member since Nov 2007
653 posts
Posted on 8/23/09 at 3:47 pm to
Great post!!! I do 8 straight months of honey-do's so I can coast during football and the hunting season. KC.
Posted by Ignignot
Member since Mar 2009
18823 posts
Posted on 8/23/09 at 3:48 pm to
Posted by SNAPPERHEAD
Possumneck, Ms.
Member since Jan 2006
10057 posts
Posted on 8/23/09 at 3:51 pm to
quote:

4. The Lawn you have 3 choices: Pray for a drought(damit not this year) ,Scalp it to say an inch gives you a good month to put it off , or hire a dam lawncrew that doesn't speak english because football to them is soccer.


Doing this right now.

quote:

5. Visit all Relatives that you haven't seen in a while because odds are thankgiving will be the next time you see them.


Doing this tomorrow through next Wednesday.

Thanks for the checklist on the rest.
Posted by DEG
Atlanta
Member since Jul 2009
10750 posts
Posted on 8/23/09 at 4:12 pm to
Well said.
Posted by FLObserver
Jacksonville
Member since Nov 2005
15693 posts
Posted on 8/23/09 at 5:55 pm to
yeah started to add the hunting thing but i'm a fisherman only
Posted by Daygo85
Member since Aug 2008
3083 posts
Posted on 8/23/09 at 6:58 pm to
quote:

2. It's yes maam to the wife and is there anything else i can get for you?for the next 13 days. Then after that its your going to your mom's house this weekend right or get me a beer?


My Favorite.
Posted by Coon
La 56 Southbound
Member since Feb 2005
18563 posts
Posted on 8/23/09 at 7:05 pm to
what the hell do yall do on the weekday afternoons?
Posted by LSUBOI580308
#LionUp
Member since Jan 2008
9464 posts
Posted on 8/23/09 at 7:08 pm to
i cant leave the yardwork. can we do it sunday/
Posted by TulaneTigerFan
Seattle
Member since Sep 2005
35856 posts
Posted on 8/23/09 at 7:19 pm to
quote:

LSUBOI580308



Posted by JEAUXBLEAUX
Bayonne, NJ
Member since May 2006
55374 posts
Posted on 8/23/09 at 7:20 pm to
My wife suprised me with concert tickets for 9/12. I suprised her because I don't want to go. Luckily, Steven Tyler is all broken up and they cancelled the concert.
Posted by LSU Tammany Tiger
Folsom, LA
Member since Dec 2007
1649 posts
Posted on 8/23/09 at 7:22 pm to
quote:

My wife suprised me with concert tickets for 9/12. I suprised her because I don't want to go. Luckily, Steven Tyler is all broken up and they cancelled the concert.


Talk about luck
This post was edited on 8/23/09 at 7:23 pm
Posted by LSUBOI580308
#LionUp
Member since Jan 2008
9464 posts
Posted on 8/23/09 at 7:23 pm to
quote:

TulaneTigerFan


Ill work around the Saints.
Posted by hobo with a rolex
everywhere
Member since Sep 2006
3203 posts
Posted on 8/23/09 at 7:26 pm to
i married well.... my wife loves LSU football

Posted by JEAUXBLEAUX
Bayonne, NJ
Member since May 2006
55374 posts
Posted on 8/23/09 at 7:27 pm to
My wife asks me if I want to get concert tickets some other time. I said yeah not football season
Posted by TigerWatch
Metairie
Member since Feb 2004
3415 posts
Posted on 8/23/09 at 10:36 pm to
One of the advantages of being married too long...you don't really have to apologize for the cursing or not doing anything.

Non-English speaking lawn care under control.

Been leaving pre-season NFL on just so the spouse knows it's that time of the year again.

12 days and counting!!!
Posted by FLObserver
Jacksonville
Member since Nov 2005
15693 posts
Posted on 8/24/09 at 8:10 am to
unfortunetly my wife is from gainesville, Fl. Grew up a diehard tigerfan in LA. and meet a girl of all places Gainesville, Fl. Now shes a gator just because she knows i bleed purple and gold Its ok though all the kids are tigers
Posted by lsudiva2010
2014 Class B BBall Champions
Member since Jan 2008
19302 posts
Posted on 8/24/09 at 8:31 am to
quote:

5. Visit all Relatives that you haven't seen in a while because odds are thankgiving will be the next time you see them.


I'm not a guy and I've already done that
Posted by tigerchad11
Brandon, MS
Member since Nov 2007
1791 posts
Posted on 8/24/09 at 8:57 am to
quote:

9.Prepare yourself to listen to gameday everyweek drool over tim tebow. Trust me i live in Jacksonville so i have built the great wall of china on this one


Been there! Done that! Trust him on this one!! Its sickening how big the man crushes are on Crybaby down there!! Stay away from Hicken, Prosser, Frangie, and pretty much all the guys on 1010 XL down there!! Good luck my brother!!!
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