re: Qb pecking order

Since LSU is embroiled in yet another QB competition and (likely) eventual controversy, that triggers an automatic re-evaluation of the definitive LSU QB power rankings since 1990.

This is admittedly an inexact science.

Joseph "lookin like Peyton Manning out there" Burrow
Myles "all the tools" Brennan
Lindsey "lightin up JUCO" Scott, Jr.
Justin "Richard Murphy" McMillan (upgraded and moved up multiple spots from "'McMillan will surprise some folks'")
Bryan Sparacino
Felipe Franks before he flipped
Narcisse is going to get his own package so he doesn't transfer
Imagine our backfield if we played all running backs and used a wildcat scheme
Ro!
Ryan11
J Rock
Downsy Matt Damon
Mettsiah
Josh Booty
Herb Tyler
Etsiah which roughly translates to either "he who was sneaky good but appears to suck" or "looks like Brady throws like Pennington"
Jamie Howard
Craig Nall
Leesus (circle no longer presumably named after him)
J2
Marcus Randle
Zach Lee? (only a matter of time now until he comes home and (?) punts)
Brandon Harris
#6Heismans
Clise the pure thrower
Chad Loup
The fat kid who transferred to Moo State
The fat kid that played TE at Ole Miss
Jerrard Randall
Melvin Hill
The Rivers who sucks at football
Some rich kid named Hayden
Ppl forget Kragthorpe was robbed of that touchdown
I've heard Brandon Bergeron can grip and throw a football, but no one has ever really seen it.
Getting hit by a bus
Andrew Hatch
Felipe Franks after he flipped
Gunner fricking Kiel
"What if we converted [defensive tackle who can't crack the two deep] to quarterback? He played some in high school!"