Ok Crane your run is over it's time to sell the team

You are Jerry Jones 2.0

You had a legendary GM (Luhnow) who built the dynasty but then when the scandal came around you got butt-hurt and fired the architect instead of doing what the Saints did with bountygate which was make him sit out a season and then come back into the mix once the furor died down.

Since then you have been bungling just about everything under the sun you hired James Click to replace tArchitect but he was best known for running small market payrolls out successfully not at maintaining a dynasty. Overall he was solid not spectacular but ultimately you wanted a yes man which brings us to Dana Brown who we were told would help rebuild the farm system which was desperately needed.

According to mlb.com we sit ranked at #29 one spot ahead of the Padres and now we've lost the last 8 consecutive home playoff games. It's time to admit you don't know what the frick you are doing and spare the city of Houston from 20+ years of futility.

Thanks for hiring Luhnow and giving us a good run but it's time to