Office of the Comish

posted this last night on the SEC Rant in response to the opinions that the SEC refs take sides....

we turn to a scene deep inside the sanctum of the office of the SEC commissioner. he is having a conversation with his head of security, Vince DeGarmo.....

Comish: Vinny, i want you to take that black briefcase and deliver it to our boys i had to suspend last week, you know, the boys that called the ARky/Florida game. that should soothe their feathers. they'll be back to work next week.
Vinny: wow boss, that's a lot of money
Comish: yea, unmarked bills, too.
Vinny: who's the brown briefcase for?
Comish: thke that to the fellas that did the LSU/Auburn game. even though they screwed up the Kentucky game last week, they earned it in Baton Rouge.
Vinny: what about our boys that ref.ed the UT/Bama game?
Comish: we're gonna wait a coupla days and make our delivery then, you know, when things blow over a bit.
Vinny: this is getting expensive, boss.
Comish: yea, and it fixin' to get more so. the TV boys want LSU and Florida in Atlanta.
Vinny: hot dog, i'd like to see that myself.
Comish: don't worry vinny, it's as good as in the bag (or briefcase, if you will).