re: Myles Brennan Weight...He's up to 194 now

After Brennan left his residence at 8:13am to hopefully eat a hearty breakfast filled with complex carbs and bacon, I was able to let myself in to install a large animal scale (the zoo killed all their elephants and half the giraffes so they won't miss it) under his bed. I got a good measurement on his bed weight so I can now use my newly installed baby monitor to see how much he adds to it each night when he nestles in to slumber. We may have to Pre-weigh any females who enter his abode to get an actual weight of only the quarterback as I assume he slaughters tail frequently. I'll work on that tonight.

Still hovering around 197 it seems. Gonna Amazon prime some cheese and see if that doesn't block him up some.