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re: LSU needs an anti-Flynn

Posted on 11/7/07 at 8:48 am to
Posted by theunknownknight
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Posted on 11/7/07 at 8:48 am to
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Ceeplay is the prime example why the likes of Virginia Beach needs to be nuked off of the face of the Earth.


Violence is never the answer my friend. Violence only leads to more violence…unless of course you completely destroy the opposing side…but that would be unfair and not nice, which coincidently is part of Matt Flynn’s motto.

Matt Flynn’s Motto: Be Not Fair and Not Nice

I know for a fact Matt Flynn says this every time he steps out on the football field or is about to smash the mouths of the elderly*.

*He does this because he likes to collect dentures. They remind him of teeth…and teeth remind him of whiteness.
Posted by theunknownknight
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Posted on 11/7/07 at 9:22 am to
This post was edited on 11/7/07 at 9:23 am
Posted by hashtag
Comfy, AF
Member since Aug 2005
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Posted on 11/7/07 at 11:49 am to


he's the golden boy of LSU football. the hope of today, tomorrow, and yesterday. did he have any flynns* in the game against Bama? Nah. He indeed caused the flynning* of the other team. A black man among boys, my friend. A black man among boys.

*flynn - a turnover.
*flynning - to turnover the ball to a black player on the other team.
Posted by theunknownknight
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2005
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Posted on 11/8/07 at 12:16 am to
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he's the golden boy of LSU football. the hope of today, tomorrow, and yesterday.


Chad Jones = Winner

Matt Flynn = Flynner, which is to say "not winner"
Posted by khatebuda
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2007
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Posted on 11/8/07 at 12:23 am to
I dont agree with the Topic
Posted by hashtag
Comfy, AF
Member since Aug 2005
32680 posts
Posted on 11/8/07 at 4:55 am to
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I dont agree with the Topic


f%$^& off*

*which is to say, flynn off.
Posted by Geekboy
Member since Jan 2004
7164 posts
Posted on 11/8/07 at 5:26 am to
It was Flynn that caused Adam to eat of the forbidden fruit, not Eve. So it was Flynn that started all this mess from the very beginning!
Posted by theunknownknight
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2005
60108 posts
Posted on 11/8/07 at 7:27 am to

quote:

It was Flynn that caused Adam to eat of the forbidden fruit, not Eve. So it was Flynn that started all this mess from the very beginning!


Matt Flynn = Flynner, which is to say "sinner"


Posted by Stiff Peeta
neck deep in some arse
Member since Nov 2007
16 posts
Posted on 11/8/07 at 7:36 am to
Posted by darkdaysof dinardo
Minden
Member since Jan 2007
419 posts
Posted on 11/8/07 at 8:52 am to
Dear Mr. Uknight,

I know you are a WORDOLOGIST, or a WORDSMITH to the bluecollar working man.

Thank you for confounding the masses.
Posted by ceeplay29
virginia beach
Member since Mar 2006
1238 posts
Posted on 11/8/07 at 9:31 am to
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Ceeplay is the prime example why the likes of Virginia Beach needs to be nuked off of the face of the Earth.


Why?
Posted by theunknownknight
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2005
60108 posts
Posted on 11/8/07 at 10:04 am to
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quote:

Ceeplay is the prime example why the likes of Virginia Beach needs to be nuked off of the face of the Earth.

Why?


DGolemi was simply stating that a place similar to the place you hail from should be put under disciplinary sanctions.

Explanation: You see ceeplay, you also happen to live in Virginia Beach. This is important because DGolemi was merely stating that every place “like” your home should be penalized because your home is so special and unique. For instance, many residents in Laguna Beach have been trying to replicate Virginia Beach for years on their home sands. This has been hypothesized by many pundits and therefore it is fact. DGolemi simply wants the citizens of Laguna Beach to cease and desist from this venture for the sake of peace and harmony on this board. He cares for you and wants you to be happy.

Ceeplay, you must be more understanding of him. He only wants the best for you.

Think of Chad Jones. This helps me in times of confusion.
Posted by theunknownknight
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Member since Sep 2005
60108 posts
Posted on 11/8/07 at 11:10 am to
quote:

Dear Mr. Uknight,

I know you are a WORDOLOGIST, or a WORDSMITH to the bluecollar working man.

Thank you for confounding the masses.


Do not sing my praises follow poster.

I was merely doing my civic duty to ensure that the monstrosity which occurred at the Kentucky game never repeats itself. May we never lose for this reason again.


This post was edited on 11/8/07 at 11:12 am
Posted by hashtag
Comfy, AF
Member since Aug 2005
32680 posts
Posted on 11/8/07 at 11:34 am to
quote:

It was Flynn that caused Adam to eat of the forbidden fruit, not Eve. So it was Flynn that started all this mess from the very beginning!


Geekboy, you have tread ground that precious few have. It takes a true black man to realize that Flynn is the Great Deceiver. May all of us unite in the name of unFlynnliness. He must be cast as far as the east is to the west.
Posted by khatebuda
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2007
118 posts
Posted on 11/8/07 at 12:07 pm to
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f%$^& off*

you F#&$#( off Mexican MF
Posted by theunknownknight
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2005
60108 posts
Posted on 11/8/07 at 12:11 pm to
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Mexican MF


Dear Sir,

Calling another poster a Mexican Matt Flynn will not solve any problems.

Perhaps calling him an American Chad Jones would be a better solution.

I wish you well in this endeavor.
This post was edited on 11/8/07 at 12:15 pm
Posted by hashtag
Comfy, AF
Member since Aug 2005
32680 posts
Posted on 11/8/07 at 12:12 pm to
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you F#&$#( off Mexican MF


there's absolutely no reason at all to be racist and it will not be tolerated in this thread.
Posted by TigersRuleTheEarth
Laffy
Member since Jan 2007
28643 posts
Posted on 11/8/07 at 12:33 pm to
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theunknownknight


LSUChicageaux????
Posted by ForeLSU
The Corner of Sanity and Madness
Member since Sep 2003
41525 posts
Posted on 11/8/07 at 12:43 pm to
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We all know that Flynn, along with his own play, is responsible for bad receiver play, bad defensive pressure, chop blocking Dorsey, other players losing their cool, poor player substitutions, Paul Dietzel leaving, the defense giving up big plays, poor coaching, and Mike the Tiger dying. That my friends, as we all know, is not debatable.


I thought all those things were due to Williams and Scott not getting more carries...
Posted by theunknownknight
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2005
60108 posts
Posted on 11/8/07 at 1:15 pm to
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I thought all those things were due to Williams and Scott not getting more carries...


You make a very astute observation. I agree that part of LSU’s ailments is the result of this. We would have definitely beaten Florida and Auburn had they gotten more carries. There is one fact, however, that you may have overlooked. The reason Keiland Williams and Charles Scott are not getting enough carries is because Matt Flynn made it that way. It’s all Flynn’s fault.

Fear not though. For Chad Jones will make the color black glorious once again. Then Williams and Scott will shine bright as the noon day.
This post was edited on 11/8/07 at 1:16 pm
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