re: Les doesn't just want to win...

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Les doesn't just want to win... (Posted on 10/14/10 at 12:09 p.m.) I have a theory about Les Miles. I don't think he just wants to win. I think he wants to steal souls. If you've watched opposing coaches at their post game press conferences after playing LSU, it's clear that they are only shells of their pre-game selves. Urban Meyer looked sullen and lifeless, and when asked directly about Miles, he deflected, as if to avoid his soul reaper. Derek Dooley's soul was harvested as he was chased down by Miles moments after LSU was given a second chance at a game winning touchdown. Miles seemed to take great pleasure in hunting down the UT coach and swallowing his soul with a definitive handshake. Dooley had shark eyes at his post game presser. Bill Stewart appeared soulless, as did Dan Mullen and Butch Davis after Miles was finished with them. You see, winning easy would only have caused these coaches to examine the merits of their inferior squads, but losing in the fashion that most of them have lost to LSU didn't just cost them a game, but left them empty, questioning, and vacant. With each week Miles seems to be getting stronger. The flash in his eyes, the utterly confusing and cryptic nature of his commentary, and the inflection of his voice all appear to be growing more and more intense. It's as if each soul he reaps only makes him more powerful and mystifying. Reap on, Coach Miles... reap on!

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This post is full of win. You sir are a poet. I lold.

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Tiger_n_ATL

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May need to lighten up just a bit. It is all in good fun. I think this is hillarious and I've shown it to other college football fans around here who know of Miles they think it's spot on and very funny.

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Les is not the devil, he is an angel of God working on the side of everything good.

Remember, the Lord works in mysterious ways.

These coaches are all trying to defeat the LSU Tigers.

And, as everybody knows, God is a Tiger fan.

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I agree!!