re: Laron Landry Will Eat Your Children

Jesus, just quit football and go into body building, laron

I wonder if he knows he'd be a better football player if he got off roids and cut some bulk

That's ridiculous

My favorite Laron pic and quote

“It takes a grown man to lift the amount of weight I lift, so I’ve gotta wear grown man attire. So I go in there with a collared shirt on.”

The NFL does random testing for steroids and HGH and also does game day testing for this. I don't see how he gets by the test if hes on roids but also don't see how its possible for a human to look like that and not be on roids. Just looking like that would make you a prime candidate for ttesting.

First pic looks distorted, or stretched horizontally, but still, he's a big mf'er.

May lift himself out of being a starting safety. All that bulk gotta slow him down some.

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Second one is a mirror pic

here it is flipped

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Good Lord!


If only he could stay healthy for a full season. Dude is almost too violent for his own good. Like a boss.

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the reason he is always hurt is bc of the roids....your body can only handle so much muscle mass naturally if you artificially add to it makes your joints, ligaments, tendons etc. more susceptible to injuries

He doesn't have tattoos on his right arm

Beast

i'm not sure, but i think laron just said something about all your moms.