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re: Johnny Manziel Listens to Nickelback

Posted on 10/19/12 at 8:21 pm to
Posted by koLSU86
Member since Aug 2012
3472 posts
Posted on 10/19/12 at 8:21 pm to
quote:

Johnny Manziel has a free Sandusky tattoo on his inner thigh.


Posted by knuckleballer
Myrtle Beach, SC
Member since Jul 2012
916 posts
Posted on 10/19/12 at 8:53 pm to
JM was blackballed from tri-lamda at Adams College before transferring to ATM
Posted by Drummin Fool
Yo momma knows where I'm at!
Member since Jun 2010
1099 posts
Posted on 10/19/12 at 10:17 pm to
Johnny Manziel plays "Pick Up Stix" with his arse cheeks.
Posted by Drummin Fool
Yo momma knows where I'm at!
Member since Jun 2010
1099 posts
Posted on 10/19/12 at 10:19 pm to
Johnny Manziel steals candy from babies.
Posted by Drummin Fool
Yo momma knows where I'm at!
Member since Jun 2010
1099 posts
Posted on 10/19/12 at 10:20 pm to
When a fire alarm sounds, Johnny Manziel pushes handicapped old ladies and infants out of his path so he can get out first.
Posted by Drummin Fool
Yo momma knows where I'm at!
Member since Jun 2010
1099 posts
Posted on 10/19/12 at 10:31 pm to
Johnny Manziel is one guano bowl short of collecting the whole set.
Posted by DustyDinkleman
Here
Member since Feb 2012
18176 posts
Posted on 10/19/12 at 10:34 pm to
Johnny Manziel wears his spongebob squarepants watch even though he can't tell time.
Posted by Drummin Fool
Yo momma knows where I'm at!
Member since Jun 2010
1099 posts
Posted on 10/19/12 at 10:35 pm to
Johnny Manziel's limit on schnitzengrubens is 15.
Posted by Drummin Fool
Yo momma knows where I'm at!
Member since Jun 2010
1099 posts
Posted on 10/19/12 at 10:36 pm to
Johnny Manziel killed the invisible swordsman. Now we'll never find El Guapo.
Posted by Drummin Fool
Yo momma knows where I'm at!
Member since Jun 2010
1099 posts
Posted on 10/19/12 at 10:38 pm to
Johnny Manziel weighs the same as a duck, therefore he is a witch.
Posted by DustyDinkleman
Here
Member since Feb 2012
18176 posts
Posted on 10/19/12 at 10:40 pm to
Johnny Manziel ran away from the castle anthrax even after knowing what it contained.
Posted by DeathValleyPVC
Death Valley West Side
Member since Oct 2012
256 posts
Posted on 10/19/12 at 11:13 pm to
Johnny Manziel wears a whhip cream bikini for his yell leader.
Posted by DeathValleyPVC
Death Valley West Side
Member since Oct 2012
256 posts
Posted on 10/19/12 at 11:27 pm to
Johnny Manziel still shoves a palm in the face and tells people to 'talk to the hand'
Posted by DeathValleyPVC
Death Valley West Side
Member since Oct 2012
256 posts
Posted on 10/19/12 at 11:31 pm to
Johnny Manziel made shake and bake and didn't let anyone help.

Johnny Manziel stayed at a motel 6 last night and they didn't leave the light on for him. He was displeased with the situation.
Posted by DustyDinkleman
Here
Member since Feb 2012
18176 posts
Posted on 10/19/12 at 11:33 pm to
Johnny Manziel attended the 13th annual Neverland Sleepover in the summer of '97
Posted by RobDione
Pensacola Beach
Member since Nov 2007
733 posts
Posted on 10/19/12 at 11:41 pm to
Johnny Manziel is so addicted to posts about himself and reads so slow that he'll miss the game tomorrow (actually his lips move slow)

Posted by Droplinebacker
Member since Jan 2004
795 posts
Posted on 10/20/12 at 12:22 am to
quote:

Johnny Manziel attended the 13th annual Neverland Sleepover in the summer of '97



Nice.

When Johnny Manziel panhandles at red lights, he only accepts dollar bills.

Johnny Manziel thinks its cool to feed "pop rocks" to animals.

At Mass, Johnny Manziel doesn't shake anyone's hand during peace.

Johnny Manziel lets all the air out of little kids tricycle tires.
Posted by Droplinebacker
Member since Jan 2004
795 posts
Posted on 10/20/12 at 12:23 am to
Johnny Manziel clapped out loud when Corky's show (Life Goes On) got canceled.
Posted by Meaux Bettah
Tiger Nation
Member since Nov 2011
2591 posts
Posted on 10/20/12 at 12:42 am to
Johnny Manziel threw rocks at my grandma's trailer.
Posted by Bayou_Bengal@Irving
PDRC
Member since Feb 2005
1546 posts
Posted on 10/20/12 at 1:00 am to
Johnny Manziel douches w/ room temperature strawberry wine-coolers.
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