re: How Should I Own My Gumpette Neighbor

Posted by 2007lsuno1

Marietta, GA

Member since Aug 2009

6692 posts

Posted on 10/24/11 at 7:10 am to Gulf Coast Tiger

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My wife is a Gumpette. She bought a Maroon Expidition and put an Alabama tag on it. It has Bama floormats and all that garbage. I bought a NICE LSU chrome tag and put it on the front bumper with Gorilla Glue and screws. That bitch ain't coming off. She was pissed. I told her no matter where you drive that thing LSU leads you.

Posted by CalTiger

California

Member since Jan 2004

3997 posts

Posted on 10/24/11 at 7:29 am to GRTiger

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Dye her pets hair purple or gold.

If she doesn't have a pet, then just burn her house down.

Posted by 3rdRowTrashTalker

Drunk between Kirby and the Nat

Member since Aug 2011

1841 posts

Posted on 10/24/11 at 7:35 am to Elleshoe

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put a registered sex offender ad in the paper for her.

Posted by oleheat

Sportsman's Paradise

Member since Mar 2007

14507 posts

Posted on 10/24/11 at 7:52 am to RhodeIslandRed

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I'm thinking about going by her house late in the night on November 4, and putting up an LSU yard banner. That would be cheap, fast and easy. Anyone else have some ideas?

How well do you know her(?), and if she's a looker, pics or she doesn't exist.

Posted by Gulf Coast Tiger

Ms Gulf Coast

Member since Jan 2004

20406 posts

Posted on 10/24/11 at 8:00 am to Uncle JackD

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wife is a Gumpette. She bought a Maroon Expidition and put an Alabama tag on it. It has Bama floormats and all that garbage. I bought a NICE LSU chrome tag and put it on the front bumper with Gorilla Glue and screws. That bitch ain't coming off. She was pissed. I told her no matter where you drive that thing LSU leads you

That's good

Thank you Uncle Jack.

Posted by scarfacec28169

Ball, LA

Member since Jan 2008

390 posts

Posted on 10/24/11 at 8:00 am to RhodeIslandRed

Go buy about 5000 q-tips and spread them around the yard. when they rake them they shoot all over the place. Most the time you have to pick them up by hand!!!

Posted by scarfacec28169

Ball, LA

Member since Jan 2008

390 posts

Posted on 10/24/11 at 8:02 am to RhodeIslandRed

Go buy about 5000 q-tips and spread them around the yard. when they rake them they shoot all over the place. Most the time you have to pick them up by hand!!!

Posted by Chazz Reinhold

Vegas

Member since Jun 2007

4486 posts

Posted on 10/24/11 at 8:09 am to scarfacec28169

So far I think the best option involves arse raping and arson. I have a Bama friend and every year about this time I put LSU stickers all over his car. They peel off easy so he doesn't get too mad. He never knows who does it though which makes it even funnier. I'd like to thank the Alumni association for the hundreds of free stickers.

Posted by LagdonCG

Member since Jul 2010

998 posts

Posted on 10/24/11 at 8:21 am to tigerbill002

ask him if they would be willing to sit Richardson, Maze and Barron and play Auburn? Just to make us even with Alabama and a common for...

We lost three starters and beat the hell out of Auburn....

Bama is good but our depth is what makes us special...we have had a different person each week step up...

Posted by bellewr

wichita falls, tx

Member since Dec 2008

417 posts

Posted on 10/24/11 at 8:41 am to GRTiger

thats uncalled for...I dont mind having fun and I remember when I was young and in college but let's keep it sane folks....

Posted by oleheat

Sportsman's Paradise

Member since Mar 2007

14507 posts

Posted on 10/24/11 at 8:55 am to RhodeIslandRed

Well, you could decide to just "Tigerbait" her in a loud manner- right as she steps out the shower.

(don't actually do this)

This post was edited on 10/24/11 at 8:57 am

Posted by Red Stick Tigress

Tiger Stadium

Member since Nov 2005

20011 posts

Posted on 10/24/11 at 8:56 am to bengalbreaux

That is awesome and grass grows out... eventually.

Posted by Mulat

Avalon Bch, FL

Member since Sep 2010

17517 posts

Posted on 10/24/11 at 8:57 am to tigerbill002

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Leave em alone. He may sneak over to your house after we win and poison your trees.

Believe it, they are insane

Posted by sheek

New Albany, OH

Member since Sep 2007

44131 posts

Posted on 10/24/11 at 8:57 am to RhodeIslandRed

I live in Hoover. I wonder if I can paint the town purple and gold after the game.

Posted by CITWTT

baton rouge

Member since Sep 2005

31765 posts

Posted on 10/24/11 at 8:57 am to RhodeIslandRed

If it is a beat down, might I suggest Purple and Gold TP.

Posted by TDTGodfather

Baton Rouge

Member since Dec 2007

6191 posts

Posted on 10/24/11 at 9:00 am to CITWTT

i asked an AU fan. they said poison her trees.

Posted by TigerTailsSoup

Member since Sep 2005

10839 posts

Posted on 10/24/11 at 9:01 am to RhodeIslandRed

Post several of her pictures on the Fark Board

Posted by CITWTT

baton rouge

Member since Sep 2005

31765 posts

Posted on 10/24/11 at 9:19 am to TDTGodfather

Last year I suggested dyed agar in someones nieghbors pool, it absorbs 40,000 times its wieght in water volume. Gelled swimming pool in about one hour.