ET's and Handicap 18 are being exhorted to descend from Margaret Hunt Hill Bridge!

This Dallas Architectural Gem was the refuge for this Gruesome Threesome: After gorging on double wide Beef Ribs at Pecan Lodge in the Bohemian Section of Dallas, Main St., last night.

There was special on Hurrican Margaritas and need I say more. They took every shooter challenge and the ensuing wake was not pretty.

The ET's talked Cowboy Handicap into scaling the cables and hanging upside down like bats. Sherriff units with bullhorns and Dallas' biggest Cherry Picker finally managed to talk down he Terrible Troika. Having a cherry is no prerequisite to get plucked from high places, otherwise they'd still be tree'd like scared cats in Ms. Fabee's Big Oak Tree.

CNN did not report anything on this, but LSU's Sports Department dispatched a crew, to help thwart the jailing of Coach Oeux's most loyal Wednesday Night Pundits.