Daniels’ camp drafting cease and desist letter to parents everywhere and goats

According to sources, Jayden assumes exclusive rights to the use of the word “kid” citing the extreme disrespect to his accomplishments on a football field if anyone uses “kid” to reference anyone or anything other than “that kid Jayden.”

*“Kid” was at no point used inappropriately in this thread, and any insults trauma disrespect or claimed damages due to its use in this thread are the sole responsibility of the reader. The author is herby indemnified of any wrongdoing, citing no ill intent if the use of the word is found to be unauthorized in any way.

Can we still say high 5 or is that disrespectful without proper attribution? What about cinco de mayo? Jurassic 5? 5 minute oil change? 5 finger death punch? This could get messy.