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re: Can someone explain to me the "jorts" joke with UF
Posted on 10/5/12 at 12:41 am to UFownstSECsince1950
Posted on 10/5/12 at 12:41 am to UFownstSECsince1950
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This post was edited on 10/5/12 at 12:43 am
Posted on 10/5/12 at 6:26 am to LSUDonMCO
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Shorts made of cut off jeans. The too short version is very ghey. You see a lot of them @ UF
Correction. Any version of jorts is disgusting. That goes the same for anything with cargo.
Posted on 10/5/12 at 6:40 am to BRUNNIN4
ginger mullet with jorts, a tank top, and natty light.
Saturday in the south bithces!
Saturday in the south bithces!

Posted on 10/5/12 at 8:03 am to Sorry If Germans
And the same for colored khakis (anything other than your usual business casual colors).
Posted on 10/5/12 at 8:18 am to stho381
quote:
ginger mullet with jorts, a tank top, and natty light.
and heading to Talladega in the same attire on sunnday.
Posted on 10/5/12 at 8:19 am to RealityTiger
Bama has the highest average of jorts per capita during Talladega. It is amazing!
Posted on 10/5/12 at 8:34 am to Gunner
I need a jort ruling, or a clarification.
Are all cut off jeans jorts?
Is any denim pair of short britches a jort?
Does a hem make it a jort?
Does the lack of a hem make it a jort?
Surely, no one has a problem with a lady in possession of a pair of lovely gluteus maximi wearing a pair of cut off denim britches referred to as the "Daisy Dukes", correct?
Are all cut off jeans jorts?
Is any denim pair of short britches a jort?
Does a hem make it a jort?
Does the lack of a hem make it a jort?
Surely, no one has a problem with a lady in possession of a pair of lovely gluteus maximi wearing a pair of cut off denim britches referred to as the "Daisy Dukes", correct?
Posted on 10/5/12 at 8:48 am to TigerTreyjpg
Ruling: its a guy thing, chicks are exempt!
Posted on 10/5/12 at 8:57 am to LSU Patrick
Isn't that the longhorns sign? 

Posted on 10/5/12 at 9:01 am to Gizmeaux
In reference to the cargo and jorts comment being ghey...Men talking about fashion=gheY. Who cares what people wear unless they are a woman and it compliments their assets.
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