re: Bring Back the AGGIE JOKES!!!!

Guy I work with has family land a few miles outside College Station. He was there over the Thanksgiving holidays clearing brush, cleaning up, etc. He notices an ambulance pull up a few hundred yards down the road, sees a guy with a "Coroner" jacket on and two technicians in hazmat suits pushing a gurney out into the field across the road. After awhile he goes over and asks what's going on.

Coroner tells him "Aggie Hide and Seek Champion, 1958".

Two Aggie girls were going down I-10 to the LSU game. A La. State Trooper pulls them over, gets out of his car, walks up to them and unzips his pants. One Aggie tells the other, "Third damn breath test since the state line!!!"

4 Aggie friends came to a game in BR, and naturally, the Aggies lost. On their way back home, passing on old 190 thru Opelousas, their car broke down right in front of Boudreaux´s Used Cars. Their car was obviously unfixable, so they approached Mr Boudreaux about buying one of his used cars, and after looking at what he had, found one that they wanted to buy for $28. Not being very good in math, they asked Boudreaux to please help them divide 28 by 4 so they could eack pay their fair share. So Boudreaux informed them that 28 divided by 4 equaled $25 each. One of the Aggies, being a little bit smarter than the other 3, thought that was a bit steep, each paying $25 for a $28 car, but since Boudreaux looked honest, they each paid him $25 and then drove off. By the time they got to Beaumont, it was still eating at the "smart" Aggie, so he called his 1st cousin, who was head mathematecian at A&M , and explained the deal to him and asked if they had been cheated. 1St Cousin said he needed to add it up with pencil and paper and did so, as follows:

25
25
25
25

so lets see, 5 and 5 is 10 plus 5 is 15 plus 5 is 20, and 2 plus 2 is 4 plus 2 is 6 plus 2 is 8.

Hell boys, looks like you got a good deal!

DEA agents broke in on some aggies doing heroin, he noticed they were only using one syringe. He asked the aggie" Why are you all only using one neddle, havn't you ever heard of AIDS" the aggie replied" It's OK, we are all wearing condoms"

Bubba Stringfield, a RB out of Houston, signed with LSU out of High School. Unfortunately, he couldn't quite make the grade. After a year of struggling through his Kinesology curriculum, he transferred to Texas A&M, increasing the average IQ of both schools.