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Best Aggie Jokes

Posted on 1/5/11 at 8:56 am
Posted by cosmicdingo
Springhill, La.
Member since Mar 2006
2173 posts
Posted on 1/5/11 at 8:56 am
Some lame, some useful--
LINK
Posted by mylsuhat
Mandeville, LA
Member since Mar 2008
48950 posts
Posted on 1/5/11 at 9:07 am to
quote:

Did you hear about the Aggie terrorist who tried to blow up the Longhorn team bus.
He burned his lip on the tailpipe.


quote:

How can you tell an Aggie is on location at a drilling rig?
He's the one throwing bread to the helicopters.
This post was edited on 1/5/11 at 9:09 am
Posted by mylsuhat
Mandeville, LA
Member since Mar 2008
48950 posts
Posted on 1/5/11 at 9:20 am to
quote:

An Aggie went in to see his advisor, who said, "I want you to take history, math, and logic." "What's logic?" asked the Aggie. "Well," said the professor, "I'll give you an example. Do you own a Weed-eater?" "Why, yes, I do," replied the Aggie. "OK," continued the professor, "logic tells me that you have a yard!" "Amazing," gushed the young rube. "And," continued the professor, "since you have a yard, logic tells me that you have a house." "I do! I do!" exclaimed the boy. "And," continued the professor, "if you have a house, you probably have a wife. And, since you have a wife, I conclude that you are a heterosexual." "Gaaaa-lee!" said the Aggie. "That logic is sump'n else!"
He goes outside, and his friend, Buck, asks him what classes he's going to take. "I'm gonna take history, math, and logic." "What's logic?" asks Buck. "OK," says the Aggie, "I'll give you an example: Do you own a weed-eater?" "Uh, no," relies Buck.

The Aggie pauses a bit and says, "You're QUEER, ain'tcha".


Dont know why, but I 'd
Posted by TheFinalWord
New Smyrna Beach, FL
Member since Nov 2008
2347 posts
Posted on 1/5/11 at 9:29 am to
One not on list:

How many Aggies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Four---one to hold the light bulb, and 3 to turn the ladder.

Posted by JayMc
Member since Nov 2007
40 posts
Posted on 1/5/11 at 9:36 am to
There are only two aggie jokes; the rest are truths.
Posted by Grandmike
Houston, TX
Member since Jul 2009
693 posts
Posted on 1/5/11 at 9:49 am to
My favorite: Aggie walks into a doctor's office with a toad sitting on his head. The doctor asks "what seems to be the problem?" The toad replies "Can you burn this wart off of my arse?"
Posted by Tommy Patel
Member since Apr 2006
7558 posts
Posted on 1/5/11 at 10:05 am to
my 1st was, the the Aggie that drowned when the pickup he was riding in crashed into a river...because he could not get the tail gate down.

favorite: how do you get an Aggie off your front porch? pay him for the pizza. (Ole miss can be substitured)
Posted by Catahoula
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2004
4310 posts
Posted on 1/5/11 at 10:07 am to
quote:

"Can you burn this wart off of my arse?"


Posted by Jax-Tiger
Port Saint Lucie, FL
Member since Jan 2005
24775 posts
Posted on 1/5/11 at 10:15 am to
Texas A&M Assistant Head Coach Tim DeRuyter came to the Aggies from the Air Force Academy. When asked what he missed most about the Air Force Academy when compared to A&M, he replied, "The pretty girls.".
Posted by SNAKE
Lafayette/Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2007
705 posts
Posted on 1/5/11 at 10:43 am to


One of my favorites (I'll shorten the list)

Routes used by different groups to evacuate Houston

when a Cat 5 hurricane takes strait aim:

1)Longhorns & other real Texans US HWY 290W
2)LSU Tigers & other Cajuns I 10E
3)Sooners & Yankees I 45N
4)Tam Aggies I 610 loop !


The imagery of this happening makes me lol every time I think of it.
Posted by Smoke Ring
Scenic Highway Crackhouse
Member since Dec 2010
4248 posts
Posted on 1/5/11 at 11:12 am to
Original and funny
Posted by JPinLondon
not in London (currently NW Ohio)
Member since Nov 2006
7855 posts
Posted on 1/5/11 at 12:04 pm to
from the link...

quote:

Have you heard about the Aggie kamikaze pilot?
He flew 22 missions.

Posted by SouGent
Sherman, TX
Member since Jul 2007
1966 posts
Posted on 1/5/11 at 12:36 pm to
Did you hear about the Aggie who locked the keys in his car? He had to hire a locksmith to get his family out.
This post was edited on 1/5/11 at 12:44 pm
Posted by tigafan89
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2009
1339 posts
Posted on 1/5/11 at 12:41 pm to
My boss is an aggie and he's always telling aggie jokes. What the hell is wrong with these people?
Posted by Blah Blah Blah Dude
My 20 is in the 225
Member since Mar 2009
652 posts
Posted on 1/5/11 at 12:55 pm to
"Hey look kids, there's Big Ben, and there's Parliament."



Posted by Coon
La 56 Southbound
Member since Feb 2005
18492 posts
Posted on 1/5/11 at 12:59 pm to
Best aggie joke:

Their football team.
Posted by Elleshoe
Wade’s World
Member since Jun 2004
143616 posts
Posted on 1/5/11 at 1:07 pm to







Posted by Placebeaux
Bobby Fischer Fan Club President
Member since Jun 2008
51852 posts
Posted on 1/5/11 at 1:32 pm to
Here is my personel favortie


Ole Clim and is girlfriend were making out in his pick up truck on Texas A&M's campus where they were both grad students. Clim's girlfriend screamed out in the heat of passion "OH CLIM!! KISS ME WHERE IT STINKS!" so ole Clim cranked up the truck and drove on down to Pasadena.

Posted by SouGent
Sherman, TX
Member since Jul 2007
1966 posts
Posted on 1/5/11 at 1:38 pm to
This aggie's girlfriend finally agreed to go all the way. Lacking any sexual experiences with human females, he was a little nervous when she demanded that he first go to the pharmacy to get some condoms.

The aggie went up to the counter and asked the pharmacist, " How much for box of them rubbers?"

The pharmacist replied, "Ten dollars" and the aggie proceeded to put a ten dollar bill on the counter.

Then the phamacist said, "No, that will be ten and eighty cents total."

The aggie replied, "But you said it was ten dollars!! What's the extra eighty cents for?"

"Tax", said the pharmacist.

At first the aggie looked confused, but then smiled and said, "Oh I get it now!! You know I always wondered how those things stayed on!!"


Posted by Placebeaux
Bobby Fischer Fan Club President
Member since Jun 2008
51852 posts
Posted on 1/5/11 at 1:43 pm to
quote:

There are only two aggie jokes; the rest are truths


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