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re: Baseball: Grambling 11, LSU 14 | Final | TIGERS WIN!!!
Posted on 4/13/16 at 8:54 pm to Ole Geauxt
Posted on 4/13/16 at 8:54 pm to Ole Geauxt
quote:
remember when we had metal cups and when you got hit there everybody in the stands could hear it and hollered ding donnng! Do the modern ones still make that noise? Lol
Modern ones are made of Kevlar. They are quiet but they make the women think you're hung. They are bullet proof.
Posted on 4/13/16 at 8:55 pm to HoumaTigerFan
Can I order one online?
Posted on 4/13/16 at 8:55 pm to lsufanz
Barnett up, runner on 2nd, 2 outs
high and inside, 1-0
inside, 2-0
single up the middle, run scores
high and inside, 1-0
inside, 2-0
single up the middle, run scores
This post was edited on 4/13/16 at 8:57 pm
Posted on 4/13/16 at 8:56 pm to HoumaTigerFan
quote:
They are bullet proof.
That's good. I have people shooting at my dong all the time.
Posted on 4/13/16 at 8:57 pm to liquid rabbit
Bell up, runner on 1st, 2 outs
behind him, somehow didn't hit him, gets away, runner to 2nd, 1-0
in the dirt, gets away but the runner doesn't advance, 2-0
low, 3-0
strike, 3-1
foul, full count
foul, 3-2
foul, 3-2
low and away, walk
behind him, somehow didn't hit him, gets away, runner to 2nd, 1-0
in the dirt, gets away but the runner doesn't advance, 2-0
low, 3-0
strike, 3-1
foul, full count
foul, 3-2
foul, 3-2
low and away, walk
This post was edited on 4/13/16 at 9:02 pm
Posted on 4/13/16 at 8:57 pm to liquid rabbit
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quote: Drain up
Impossible.
Like a Rain storm in Tiger Stadium or a blind date with a Golden Girl.
Posted on 4/13/16 at 8:58 pm to lsufanz
quote:
Can I order one online?
Surely. Covered by Obamacare too. One size fits most.
Posted on 4/13/16 at 9:00 pm to liquid rabbit
quote:
That's good. I have people shooting at my dong all the time.
Gotta say it's a hard target.
Posted on 4/13/16 at 9:00 pm to HoumaTigerFan
Used to have to run bow legged with our old, metal, manhole covers "strapped" to us.
Posted on 4/13/16 at 9:01 pm to HoumaTigerFan
I need to order a super jumbo and a peewee for me & Geauxt.
He made me promise not to reveal that he has to fold his schlong several times to get it to fit in his pants.
He made me promise not to reveal that he has to fold his schlong several times to get it to fit in his pants.
Posted on 4/13/16 at 9:01 pm to Ole Geauxt
That visual's funny as shite!!
Posted on 4/13/16 at 9:01 pm to liquid rabbit
Hall up, runners on 1st and 2nd, 2 outs
Strall warming up
lands on the tarp in foul territory, Ducote can't get there, 0-1
high and inside, 1-1
low, 2-1
low, 3-1
low, walk
Strall warming up
lands on the tarp in foul territory, Ducote can't get there, 0-1
high and inside, 1-1
low, 2-1
low, 3-1
low, walk
This post was edited on 4/13/16 at 9:05 pm
Posted on 4/13/16 at 9:02 pm to Ole Geauxt
A friend of mine, who happens to be female, said she doesn't know how we walk with our tools draping down our legs.
Posted on 4/13/16 at 9:03 pm to HoumaTigerFan
You of course asked her how she gets around with those balloons strapped to her chest?
Posted on 4/13/16 at 9:03 pm to lsufanz
I was referring to running with the manhole cover, not Geauxt folding his schlong!
Posted on 4/13/16 at 9:03 pm to HoumaTigerFan
quote:
friend of mine, who happens to be female, said she doesn't know how we walk with our tools draping down our legs.
It's obvious she hasn't seen my tool to ask such a rhetorical question.
Posted on 4/13/16 at 9:03 pm to HoumaTigerFan
quote:
Modern ones are made of Kevlar. They are quiet but they make the women think you're hung. They are bullet proof.
Funny, playful, and off topic banter like this means one thing- the tigers are WAY ahead in late innings.
Posted on 4/13/16 at 9:04 pm to lsufanz
Geauxt's package is no laughing matter.
Posted on 4/13/16 at 9:04 pm to liquid rabbit
You've seen my posted picture of me in my jockstrap in the old cave board.

Posted on 4/13/16 at 9:04 pm to liquid rabbit
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of course asked her how she gets around with those balloons strapped to her chest?
Caught me by surprise and was slow on the response. That would've been a solid choice.
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