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re: Baseball: Grambling 11, LSU 14 | Final | TIGERS WIN!!!

Posted on 4/13/16 at 8:54 pm to
Posted by HoumaTigerFan
Member since Jan 2008
5618 posts
Posted on 4/13/16 at 8:54 pm to
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remember when we had metal cups and when you got hit there everybody in the stands could hear it and hollered ding donnng! Do the modern ones still make that noise? Lol


Modern ones are made of Kevlar. They are quiet but they make the women think you're hung. They are bullet proof.
Posted by lsufanz
NOLA
Member since Dec 2008
4726 posts
Posted on 4/13/16 at 8:55 pm to
Can I order one online?
Posted by CheerWhine
A little bit of Mardi Gras
Member since Apr 2014
77143 posts
Posted on 4/13/16 at 8:55 pm to
Barnett up, runner on 2nd, 2 outs

high and inside, 1-0
inside, 2-0
single up the middle, run scores
This post was edited on 4/13/16 at 8:57 pm
Posted by liquid rabbit
Boxtard BPB®© emeritus
Member since Mar 2006
64530 posts
Posted on 4/13/16 at 8:56 pm to
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They are bullet proof.

That's good. I have people shooting at my dong all the time.
Posted by CheerWhine
A little bit of Mardi Gras
Member since Apr 2014
77143 posts
Posted on 4/13/16 at 8:57 pm to
Bell up, runner on 1st, 2 outs

behind him, somehow didn't hit him, gets away, runner to 2nd, 1-0
in the dirt, gets away but the runner doesn't advance, 2-0
low, 3-0
strike, 3-1
foul, full count
foul, 3-2
foul, 3-2
low and away, walk
This post was edited on 4/13/16 at 9:02 pm
Posted by HoumaTigerFan
Member since Jan 2008
5618 posts
Posted on 4/13/16 at 8:57 pm to
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quote: Drain up


Impossible.


Like a Rain storm in Tiger Stadium or a blind date with a Golden Girl.
Posted by HoumaTigerFan
Member since Jan 2008
5618 posts
Posted on 4/13/16 at 8:58 pm to
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Can I order one online?



Surely. Covered by Obamacare too. One size fits most.
Posted by HoumaTigerFan
Member since Jan 2008
5618 posts
Posted on 4/13/16 at 9:00 pm to
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That's good. I have people shooting at my dong all the time.


Gotta say it's a hard target.
Posted by Ole Geauxt
KnowLa.
Member since Dec 2007
50880 posts
Posted on 4/13/16 at 9:00 pm to
Used to have to run bow legged with our old, metal, manhole covers "strapped" to us.
Posted by liquid rabbit
Boxtard BPB®© emeritus
Member since Mar 2006
64530 posts
Posted on 4/13/16 at 9:01 pm to
I need to order a super jumbo and a peewee for me & Geauxt.


He made me promise not to reveal that he has to fold his schlong several times to get it to fit in his pants.
Posted by lsufanz
NOLA
Member since Dec 2008
4726 posts
Posted on 4/13/16 at 9:01 pm to
That visual's funny as shite!!
Posted by CheerWhine
A little bit of Mardi Gras
Member since Apr 2014
77143 posts
Posted on 4/13/16 at 9:01 pm to
Hall up, runners on 1st and 2nd, 2 outs

Strall warming up

lands on the tarp in foul territory, Ducote can't get there, 0-1
high and inside, 1-1
low, 2-1
low, 3-1
low, walk
This post was edited on 4/13/16 at 9:05 pm
Posted by HoumaTigerFan
Member since Jan 2008
5618 posts
Posted on 4/13/16 at 9:02 pm to
A friend of mine, who happens to be female, said she doesn't know how we walk with our tools draping down our legs.
Posted by liquid rabbit
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Member since Mar 2006
64530 posts
Posted on 4/13/16 at 9:03 pm to
You of course asked her how she gets around with those balloons strapped to her chest?
Posted by lsufanz
NOLA
Member since Dec 2008
4726 posts
Posted on 4/13/16 at 9:03 pm to
I was referring to running with the manhole cover, not Geauxt folding his schlong!
Posted by HoumaTigerFan
Member since Jan 2008
5618 posts
Posted on 4/13/16 at 9:03 pm to
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friend of mine, who happens to be female, said she doesn't know how we walk with our tools draping down our legs.


It's obvious she hasn't seen my tool to ask such a rhetorical question.
Posted by Tiger Dominance
Bossier City, LA
Member since Oct 2007
528 posts
Posted on 4/13/16 at 9:03 pm to
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Modern ones are made of Kevlar. They are quiet but they make the women think you're hung. They are bullet proof.




Funny, playful, and off topic banter like this means one thing- the tigers are WAY ahead in late innings.
Posted by liquid rabbit
Boxtard BPB®© emeritus
Member since Mar 2006
64530 posts
Posted on 4/13/16 at 9:04 pm to
Geauxt's package is no laughing matter.
Posted by Ole Geauxt
KnowLa.
Member since Dec 2007
50880 posts
Posted on 4/13/16 at 9:04 pm to
You've seen my posted picture of me in my jockstrap in the old cave board.

Posted by HoumaTigerFan
Member since Jan 2008
5618 posts
Posted on 4/13/16 at 9:04 pm to
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of course asked her how she gets around with those balloons strapped to her chest?


Caught me by surprise and was slow on the response. That would've been a solid choice.
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