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A Memo to wives and girlfriends about the next week
Posted on 10/27/09 at 12:08 pm
Posted on 10/27/09 at 12:08 pm
The Next Week:
There's a good chance you'll see us in a distracted state-of-mind (moreso than usual). We won't be quite as dialed into your grand plans to get your nails done, or workout, or have surgery. Keep that stuff to yourself for another couple of weeks. We might overuse words like "want" or "looking forward" or "enjoy", but there are good reasons. If you hear us say, for example "I have a want for more dessert", don't giggle. It is what it is. I know, "the game" is a week away, but it's different this time. Truth is, if you don't get that, we might have bigger problems.
Gameday:
It will get worse. No, I don't want to go grab something for lunch, and it makes no difference to me if you mow the grass or not. Do whatever.
Kickoff:
Ok, this is crucial. No questions. At all. Not one! If you want to know who's kicking off first, watch the game, or call the neighbor, but don't ask me. If the phone rings, and it's not my brother, take the call upstairs. Not kidding. Don't ask me if I'm hungry, because I'm not. In fact, I'm closer to throwing up in my mouth than eating anything.
Postgame:
You know this drill well (SOP). It will take some time (weeks) to cool off if we lose. If we win, I'll do anything you ask. Same as always.
ETA: Two weeks are now one!
There's a good chance you'll see us in a distracted state-of-mind (moreso than usual). We won't be quite as dialed into your grand plans to get your nails done, or workout, or have surgery. Keep that stuff to yourself for another couple of weeks. We might overuse words like "want" or "looking forward" or "enjoy", but there are good reasons. If you hear us say, for example "I have a want for more dessert", don't giggle. It is what it is. I know, "the game" is a week away, but it's different this time. Truth is, if you don't get that, we might have bigger problems.
Gameday:
It will get worse. No, I don't want to go grab something for lunch, and it makes no difference to me if you mow the grass or not. Do whatever.
Kickoff:
Ok, this is crucial. No questions. At all. Not one! If you want to know who's kicking off first, watch the game, or call the neighbor, but don't ask me. If the phone rings, and it's not my brother, take the call upstairs. Not kidding. Don't ask me if I'm hungry, because I'm not. In fact, I'm closer to throwing up in my mouth than eating anything.
Postgame:
You know this drill well (SOP). It will take some time (weeks) to cool off if we lose. If we win, I'll do anything you ask. Same as always.
ETA: Two weeks are now one!
This post was edited on 11/1/09 at 6:48 am
Posted on 10/27/09 at 12:12 pm to Doc Fenton
ive just sent this email to my wife...thanks.
Posted on 10/27/09 at 12:12 pm to DEG
Funny thing is I feel the same way ... and I'm the wife. Lucky for us the whole household feels the same ... except for the almost 9 year old daughter who always picks the BIG GAME day to walk into the living room and say "I think we should watch something that we ALL agree on and I don't want football". Needless to say, she loses! She's banished to another room with a movie or 2.
Posted on 10/27/09 at 12:14 pm to DEG
That about sums it up. Great Post. I will make my wife read this,but she knows the rules already. Game-time I will be a nervous wreck.
Posted on 10/27/09 at 12:15 pm to DEG
Can you make a nice letter head for this and maybe put it on some legal paper with a place for a spouse to sign? If so thnx in advance
Posted on 10/27/09 at 12:16 pm to DEG
Memo to husbands and boyfriends:
Yes, some girls, in fact, most of the ones I know, like football just as much as you guys. We know the players, the coaches, we love the tailgating and THE GAME.
We hate everything when we lose, and love everything when we win.
When the game's on, don't put me in a room with the rest of the "girls" talking about the kids, their hair, their clothes. Yuck!
Give me a great football ANY DAY!
Yes, some girls, in fact, most of the ones I know, like football just as much as you guys. We know the players, the coaches, we love the tailgating and THE GAME.
We hate everything when we lose, and love everything when we win.
When the game's on, don't put me in a room with the rest of the "girls" talking about the kids, their hair, their clothes. Yuck!
Give me a great football ANY DAY!
Posted on 10/27/09 at 12:16 pm to DEG
Very nice! I am sending it to my girlfriend as well!!!
She definitely knows the POST GAME drill.
She definitely knows the POST GAME drill.
Posted on 10/27/09 at 12:16 pm to DEANintheYAY
Nice post...This is so so true too.
Posted on 10/27/09 at 12:17 pm to FemaleTiger
quote:
Memo to husbands and boyfriends:
Yes, some girls, in fact, most of the ones I know, like football just as much as you guys. We know the players, the coaches, we love the tailgating and THE GAME.
We hate everything when we lose, and love everything when we win.
When the game's on, don't put me in a room with the rest of the "girls" talking about the kids, their hair, their clothes. Yuck!
Give me a great football ANY DAY!
WOMAN...where the chicken wings!!!!!!!!
I kid, I kid...
Posted on 10/27/09 at 12:18 pm to DEG
quote:
Ok, this is crucial. No questions. At all. Not one! If you want to know who's kicking off first, watch the game, or call the neighbor, but don't ask me. If the phone rings, and it's not my brother, take the call upstairs. Not kidding.
This right here is the truest thing in the world. Nothing is more aggravating.
quote:
You know this drill well (SOP). It will take some time (weeks) to cool off if we loose. If we win, I'll do anything you ask. Same as always.
Isn't it amazing how after a win you feel like drinking and keeping the party going, but after a loss you feel like the world should just shut down.
Posted on 10/27/09 at 12:18 pm to FemaleTiger
Haha, awesome post. Will be e-mailing to my girlfriend in a minute.
Posted on 10/27/09 at 12:19 pm to oOoLsUtIgErSoOo
Come to think of it, I'm starting to feel a strong want for some dessert as well. I'm thinking that perhaps it's time for a piece of chocolate cake to make sincere contact with the inner lining of my stomach. I'm eagerly anticipating this, and I think it could help improve my chances to getting back to health.
Posted on 10/27/09 at 12:28 pm to Doc Fenton
we like dessert. dessert is a very capable meal. the superstructure of the souffle is very well rounded. we anticipate our best dessert.
Posted on 10/27/09 at 12:30 pm to S
I've always said that dessert is a quality course... we all look forward to our chance to fully enjoy dessert to our best abilities and are training towards that end.
Posted on 10/27/09 at 12:31 pm to S
quote:
dessert is a very capable meal
Posted on 10/27/09 at 12:33 pm to DEG
dessert is a good, a good team guy.
Posted on 10/27/09 at 12:33 pm to DEG
Whenever I'm on the road trying to listen to the game and the wife starts talking, I have to look like I'm listening or she gets pissed off. 99% of the time, I have no earthly idea what she said.
Posted on 10/27/09 at 12:43 pm to DEG
Just forwarded that to my girlfriend.
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