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What the hell is so enticing about Auburn?
Posted on 6/6/09 at 5:36 pm
Posted on 6/6/09 at 5:36 pm
it's the 2nd university in Alabama
it's located in a rural area full of hicks who "talk funny" (per willie williams)
right now it has a coach with a horible track record and an offensive coordinator who outright failed in his 1 shot at the big time
it's lost talent year after year and is nowhere near the talent level of 2003/2004, so the immediate future is bleak
is early playing time REALLY that tempting?
it's located in a rural area full of hicks who "talk funny" (per willie williams)
right now it has a coach with a horible track record and an offensive coordinator who outright failed in his 1 shot at the big time
it's lost talent year after year and is nowhere near the talent level of 2003/2004, so the immediate future is bleak
is early playing time REALLY that tempting?
Posted on 6/6/09 at 5:38 pm to Pilot Tiger
oh yea, i forgot to add, "party of the year every year" is rolling some trees
This post was edited on 6/6/09 at 5:39 pm
Posted on 6/6/09 at 5:39 pm to SlowFlowPro
And they have a New Coach that is 5-19 all time..
Posted on 6/6/09 at 5:42 pm to SlowFlowPro
never underestimate giving some wizzikos free doritos and letting them play video games and toilet paper some trees. I will not even discuss the eating contests.
Posted on 6/6/09 at 5:47 pm to SlowFlowPro
quote:
What the hell is so enticing about Auburn?
Seastrunk and Lattimore dream about the opportunity to take a handoff from Tyrik Rollison and run behind the massive hole the Chaz-manian Devil creates.
Then, if they are not too tired from beating the opponent to death, they will roll Toomers.
War Eagle
Posted on 6/6/09 at 5:50 pm to Maximus
Good question. Nobody in this thread has probably never stepped foot in the city of Auburn.
However, over the years, even if recruits didnt commit to Auburn, they ALWAYS left saying wonderful things about the trip.
ESPN other sports personalities who have been to Auburn all say good things about it.
I'm going to take the word of people who have actually been there.
However, over the years, even if recruits didnt commit to Auburn, they ALWAYS left saying wonderful things about the trip.
ESPN other sports personalities who have been to Auburn all say good things about it.
I'm going to take the word of people who have actually been there.
Posted on 6/6/09 at 5:51 pm to CFBFAN1121
if it's in the middle of nowhere, i have no interest in being there personally
willie williams' writeup of Auburn was amazing
willie williams' writeup of Auburn was amazing
This post was edited on 6/6/09 at 5:52 pm
Posted on 6/6/09 at 5:53 pm to SlowFlowPro
talents not as low as it seems. I'd wager they're in (or very close to) he top-15 most talented schools in the country.
This post was edited on 6/6/09 at 5:53 pm
Posted on 6/6/09 at 5:53 pm to CFBFAN1121
quote:
Nobody in this thread has probably never stepped foot in the city of Auburn
I have but somebody else in this thread done probably aint did finished dat dere high school.
I've been there. The nicest restaurant is an Outback. Cow shite everywhere, trailers everywhere. Literally no good looking girls in any bars and your best bar's main attraction is........a fricking broken down abandoned school bus!! What a town!! Its an SEC school ploppped down in the middle of the shittiest little podunk hick town imaginable.
Posted on 6/6/09 at 6:04 pm to CFBFAN1121
have you stated one positive attraction in the town of Auburn, AL yet?
Posted on 6/6/09 at 6:07 pm to SlowFlowPro
quote:
What the hell is so enticing about Auburn?
that's a damn good question IMO. apparently promising these kids the world and staging pie eating contests is all it takes. somebody needs to send les a facebook message
Posted on 6/6/09 at 6:08 pm to Maximus
like i said dude, how old are you? you sound like you're in high school.
LOL if u think recruits pick schools on 'attractions'. If they did, Seastrunk would be loving Texas and LSU and not Auburn.
LOL if u think recruits pick schools on 'attractions'. If they did, Seastrunk would be loving Texas and LSU and not Auburn.
Posted on 6/6/09 at 6:16 pm to bmy
quote:
talents not as low as it seems.
shite QB
shite WRs
OL is so-so
talent has been slowly degrading on D
talent (and bad scheme for the talent they had) are why they sucked arse last year
This post was edited on 6/6/09 at 6:16 pm
Posted on 6/6/09 at 6:18 pm to CFBFAN1121
quote:
LOL if u think recruits pick schools on 'attractions'.
define "attractions"
quote:
If they did, Seastrunk would be loving Texas and LSU and not Auburn.
seastrunk does love LSU and UT
the question is why he (and others) like auburn
Posted on 6/6/09 at 6:19 pm to CFBFAN1121
still waiting
You saying LOL over and over, posting double negatives like they're going out of style and calling me 15 doesnt make your town appealing.
What does Auburn have to offer (besides pretending like the current staff had something to do with Bo Jackson and Brown/Caddy)?
Is it a nothing/shitty town? yes or no
Does the football team suck? yes or no
Does the new coach suck really really bad? yes or no
Does the future look bright with Saban's nuts looming over the whole state? yes or no
You saying LOL over and over, posting double negatives like they're going out of style and calling me 15 doesnt make your town appealing.
What does Auburn have to offer (besides pretending like the current staff had something to do with Bo Jackson and Brown/Caddy)?
Is it a nothing/shitty town? yes or no
Does the football team suck? yes or no
Does the new coach suck really really bad? yes or no
Does the future look bright with Saban's nuts looming over the whole state? yes or no
Posted on 6/6/09 at 6:21 pm to SlowFlowPro
1. It is an SEC school.
2. Playing time is imminent.
3. "new life" from new coaches (a new face gives something bright)
4. It still has southern girls. Not to the level of an LSU, BAMA, UGA, etc....but they aint shabby.
Thats about all i can possibly come up with.
(And yes, I have been there as well).
2. Playing time is imminent.
3. "new life" from new coaches (a new face gives something bright)
4. It still has southern girls. Not to the level of an LSU, BAMA, UGA, etc....but they aint shabby.
Thats about all i can possibly come up with.
(And yes, I have been there as well).
Posted on 6/6/09 at 6:23 pm to Maximus
Ok
Auburn sucks
The town is shitty
Coaching staff wont win a game next year
Saban is god
Now, how old are you?
Auburn sucks
The town is shitty
Coaching staff wont win a game next year
Saban is god
Now, how old are you?
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