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What the hell is so enticing about Auburn?

Posted on 6/6/09 at 5:36 pm
Posted by SlowFlowPro
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Posted on 6/6/09 at 5:36 pm
it's the 2nd university in Alabama

it's located in a rural area full of hicks who "talk funny" (per willie williams)

right now it has a coach with a horible track record and an offensive coordinator who outright failed in his 1 shot at the big time

it's lost talent year after year and is nowhere near the talent level of 2003/2004, so the immediate future is bleak

is early playing time REALLY that tempting?
Posted by Pilot Tiger
North Carolina
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Posted on 6/6/09 at 5:37 pm to
hey war eagle
Posted by SlowFlowPro
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Posted on 6/6/09 at 5:38 pm to
oh yea, i forgot to add, "party of the year every year" is rolling some trees
This post was edited on 6/6/09 at 5:39 pm
Posted by ApexTiger
cary nc
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Posted on 6/6/09 at 5:39 pm to
And they have a New Coach that is 5-19 all time..

Posted by tigersrule
Member since Jan 2004
2077 posts
Posted on 6/6/09 at 5:40 pm to
wow just think...Auburn
Posted by Maximus
Member since Feb 2004
81329 posts
Posted on 6/6/09 at 5:42 pm to
never underestimate giving some wizzikos free doritos and letting them play video games and toilet paper some trees. I will not even discuss the eating contests.
Posted by Bernie Lomax
Member since Mar 2008
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Posted on 6/6/09 at 5:47 pm to
quote:

What the hell is so enticing about Auburn?


Seastrunk and Lattimore dream about the opportunity to take a handoff from Tyrik Rollison and run behind the massive hole the Chaz-manian Devil creates.

Then, if they are not too tired from beating the opponent to death, they will roll Toomers.

War Eagle


Posted by CFBFAN1121
Abbottabad, Pakistan
Member since Sep 2006
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Posted on 6/6/09 at 5:50 pm to
Good question. Nobody in this thread has probably never stepped foot in the city of Auburn.

However, over the years, even if recruits didnt commit to Auburn, they ALWAYS left saying wonderful things about the trip.

ESPN other sports personalities who have been to Auburn all say good things about it.

I'm going to take the word of people who have actually been there.
Posted by SlowFlowPro
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Posted on 6/6/09 at 5:51 pm to
if it's in the middle of nowhere, i have no interest in being there personally

willie williams' writeup of Auburn was amazing
This post was edited on 6/6/09 at 5:52 pm
Posted by bmy
Nashville
Member since Oct 2007
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Posted on 6/6/09 at 5:53 pm to
talents not as low as it seems. I'd wager they're in (or very close to) he top-15 most talented schools in the country.
This post was edited on 6/6/09 at 5:53 pm
Posted by Maximus
Member since Feb 2004
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Posted on 6/6/09 at 5:53 pm to
quote:

Nobody in this thread has probably never stepped foot in the city of Auburn


I have but somebody else in this thread done probably aint did finished dat dere high school.

I've been there. The nicest restaurant is an Outback. Cow shite everywhere, trailers everywhere. Literally no good looking girls in any bars and your best bar's main attraction is........a fricking broken down abandoned school bus!! What a town!! Its an SEC school ploppped down in the middle of the shittiest little podunk hick town imaginable.
Posted by CFBFAN1121
Abbottabad, Pakistan
Member since Sep 2006
4174 posts
Posted on 6/6/09 at 6:00 pm to
seriously, how old are you?
Posted by Maximus
Member since Feb 2004
81329 posts
Posted on 6/6/09 at 6:04 pm to
have you stated one positive attraction in the town of Auburn, AL yet?
Posted by TulaneTigerFan
Seattle
Member since Sep 2005
35856 posts
Posted on 6/6/09 at 6:07 pm to
quote:

What the hell is so enticing about Auburn?


that's a damn good question IMO. apparently promising these kids the world and staging pie eating contests is all it takes. somebody needs to send les a facebook message
Posted by CFBFAN1121
Abbottabad, Pakistan
Member since Sep 2006
4174 posts
Posted on 6/6/09 at 6:08 pm to
like i said dude, how old are you? you sound like you're in high school.

LOL if u think recruits pick schools on 'attractions'. If they did, Seastrunk would be loving Texas and LSU and not Auburn.
Posted by SlowFlowPro
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Posted on 6/6/09 at 6:16 pm to
quote:

talents not as low as it seems.

shite QB
shite WRs

OL is so-so

talent has been slowly degrading on D

talent (and bad scheme for the talent they had) are why they sucked arse last year
This post was edited on 6/6/09 at 6:16 pm
Posted by SlowFlowPro
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Member since Jan 2004
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Posted on 6/6/09 at 6:18 pm to
quote:

LOL if u think recruits pick schools on 'attractions'.

define "attractions"

quote:

If they did, Seastrunk would be loving Texas and LSU and not Auburn.

seastrunk does love LSU and UT

the question is why he (and others) like auburn
Posted by Maximus
Member since Feb 2004
81329 posts
Posted on 6/6/09 at 6:19 pm to
still waiting

You saying LOL over and over, posting double negatives like they're going out of style and calling me 15 doesnt make your town appealing.

What does Auburn have to offer (besides pretending like the current staff had something to do with Bo Jackson and Brown/Caddy)?

Is it a nothing/shitty town? yes or no
Does the football team suck? yes or no
Does the new coach suck really really bad? yes or no
Does the future look bright with Saban's nuts looming over the whole state? yes or no
Posted by lynxcat
Member since Jan 2008
24726 posts
Posted on 6/6/09 at 6:21 pm to
1. It is an SEC school.

2. Playing time is imminent.

3. "new life" from new coaches (a new face gives something bright)

4. It still has southern girls. Not to the level of an LSU, BAMA, UGA, etc....but they aint shabby.


Thats about all i can possibly come up with.

(And yes, I have been there as well).
Posted by CFBFAN1121
Abbottabad, Pakistan
Member since Sep 2006
4174 posts
Posted on 6/6/09 at 6:23 pm to
Ok

Auburn sucks
The town is shitty
Coaching staff wont win a game next year
Saban is god

Now, how old are you?
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