A&M is like a man

That spent his whole life being rejected by women. Being a complete loser, picked last in everything in all areas of life for decades. He was destined to die totally alone. Spending many nights spanking it to some questionable websites(Sometimes dabbling with videos of his own kind). Jealous and insecure of all his friends and relatives with beautiful spouses.

Then he buys a power ball ticket and strikes it rich.


He can now buy what he never had a chance to get. Mail order brides? Hookers? You name it. He's still the same ole loser, but can buy the women.


A&M? Decades of irrelevance to the story of College football, Complete weird arse folks, male cheerleaders, no championships. Perennial 7-5. Owned by Texas.

NIL?

We can now buy a championship.

I've always hated the NFL but at least there is a salary cap and contracts binding players for a length of time.