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Can someone explain to me the whole "germans" thing?

Posted on 11/22/11 at 1:27 pm
Posted by Hugo Stiglitz
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Posted on 11/22/11 at 1:27 pm
I know this is a noob question but I still don't get it. Can someone please explain in specific detail?

This post was edited on 11/22/11 at 1:28 pm
Posted by stonedbegonias
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Posted on 11/22/11 at 1:28 pm to
Do I need to explain "google" to you as well?
Posted by slutiger5
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Posted on 11/22/11 at 1:28 pm to
this specific thread has many generations of german heritage.
Posted by GeauxUtes
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Posted on 11/22/11 at 1:29 pm to
It dates back to when the Germans attacked Pearl Harbor though it also includes their most recent defeat in the Gulf War.
Posted by BRgetthenet
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Posted on 11/22/11 at 1:29 pm to
i hate you,

or something
Posted by Putty
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Posted on 11/22/11 at 1:29 pm to
quote:

Can someone explain to me the whole "germans" thing?
I know this is a noob question but I still don't get it.


In the years leading up to World War II, the German propaganda machine would run newspapers of events around the globe months after they actually occurred to obtain maximum spin. Accordingly, when a post is way late (i.e. as in already having been posted), it is considered "Germans"
Posted by Ice Cold
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Posted on 11/22/11 at 1:29 pm to
quote:

Can someone explain to me the whole "help board" thing?
Posted by BRgetthenet
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Posted on 11/22/11 at 1:30 pm to
Posted by Hugo Stiglitz
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Posted on 11/22/11 at 1:30 pm to
thanks guys....I guess I don't get it.
Posted by Philthy
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Posted on 11/22/11 at 1:32 pm to
Hugo

Since everyone on here wants to be an arsehole..
Germans basically means that there has already been a thread about a subject that someone posted again
Posted by Hugo Stiglitz
Member since Oct 2010
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Posted on 11/22/11 at 1:33 pm to
quote:

In the years leading up to World War II, the German propaganda machine would run newspapers of events around the globe months after they actually occurred to obtain maximum spin. Accordingly, when a post is way late (i.e. as in already having been posted), it is considered "Germans"


you rock! thanks....kind of an elaborate slang term if you ask me...that term is never used like that in real life.
This post was edited on 11/22/11 at 1:35 pm
Posted by Kafka
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Posted on 11/22/11 at 1:39 pm to
quote:

HugoStiglitz


You dont understand Germans?
Posted by The King
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Posted on 11/22/11 at 2:42 pm to
Putty's explanation is wrong. The origins are actually as follows:

When someone announces old news, a common sarcastic retort is "Japs Bomb Pearl Harbor." It's a reference to the newspaper headlines that ran on December 8, 1941: Link to Headline

At any point since December 10, 1941, the bombing of Pearl Harbor has been old news. When people use the phrase, they're making a statement that whatever you just said is old news.

What does this have to do with Germans? There is a classic scene from Animal House where Bluto asks "Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?" Watch on Youtube You see, that's funny because the Germans didn't bomb Pearl Harbor. In reference to that great movie line, the "Japs Bomb Pearl Harbor" line is often satired as "Germans Bomb Pearl Harbor." The phrase is used so frequently on message boards like the Rant, that it often gets shortened into "Germans." As an even deeper reference to that satire, folks will sometimes post a picture of a German or write something in actual German.

Got it?


This post was edited on 11/22/11 at 2:47 pm
Posted by MrPappagiorgio
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Posted on 11/22/11 at 3:51 pm to
quote:

the whole "germans" thing


can we make this stop?

Posted by Lacour
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Posted on 11/22/11 at 4:05 pm to
Hugo Stiglitz shouldn't have to ask a question about Germans.
Posted by just me
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Posted on 11/22/11 at 4:06 pm to
quote:

Putty's explanation is wrong. The origins are actually as follows:

When someone announces old news, a common sarcastic retort is "Japs Bomb Pearl Harbor." It's a reference to the newspaper headlines that ran on December 8, 1941: Link to Headline

At any point since December 10, 1941, the bombing of Pearl Harbor has been old news. When people use the phrase, they're making a statement that whatever you just said is old news.

What does this have to do with Germans? There is a classic scene from Animal House where Bluto asks "Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?" Watch on Youtube You see, that's funny because the Germans didn't bomb Pearl Harbor. In reference to that great movie line, the "Japs Bomb Pearl Harbor" line is often satired as "Germans Bomb Pearl Harbor." The phrase is used so frequently on message boards like the Rant, that it often gets shortened into "Germans." As an even deeper reference to that satire, folks will sometimes post a picture of a German or write something in actual German.

Got it?
Seriously?!?!

What a pile of crap!

Could you have come up with a more bullshittier pile of bullshite. I'll give you credit for being creative, but no one in their right mind would buy such a load of pure, unadulterated bullshite!


Dude. Animal House came out over 30 years ago!!


Putty's explanation was right on the money.

Joseph Goebbels was the Propaganda Minister in Nazi Germany from 1933 to 1945. He was well known to delay news stories and broadcasts to coincide with important Nazi events and meetings. In particular, he intentionally delayed news broadcasts to imply that Hitler was personally responsible for political and military victories.

Even as the Nazi machine was succumbing to inevitable defeat from the Russian onslaught on the Eastern front, Goebbels would intentionally delay news stories and broadcasts of Russian victories. Thousands and thousands of German civilians were caught in fire fights and battles on the Eastern front because the Nazi news sources delayed news of advancing Russian armies.

It was common parlance for the Allied forces during and after the war to describe late news items as "German news." Ultimately, delayed news was shortened to being called "Germans."
Posted by CaptainsWafer
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Posted on 11/22/11 at 4:12 pm to
I'm glad someone caught that.
Posted by The King
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Posted on 11/22/11 at 5:04 pm to
I am not denying that Goebels manipulated the news, but that reference does not explain the "Germans" concept as used in Tiger Rant. The Nazi's delayed publication of news was effective domestic propoganda because the facts were not well known by Germans before they were published (albeit late). The modern Internet concept of "Germans" is a reference to someone taking a well-known event and acting like it's breaking news.
Posted by Putty
Member since Oct 2003
25801 posts
Posted on 11/22/11 at 5:18 pm to
quote:

I am not denying that Goebels manipulated the news, but that reference does not explain the "Germans" concept as used in Tiger Rant.


Terrible. A term derived from pretty significant actual historical events is utilized on a website, and, even when the significance of the term is explained, you opt instead to credit obscure Hollywood and pop culture references that don't even make sense.

I'll bet you give credit to George Lucas for invention of the term "Stormtrooper" too, don't you? Idiot.
This post was edited on 11/22/11 at 5:20 pm
Posted by The King
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Member since Aug 2005
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Posted on 11/22/11 at 5:24 pm to
This is really not a debate. You can find tons of references to this concept all over the Internet. Some message boards use the short hand "PH" for "Pearl Harbor." See LINK.

This has been discussed many times before on Tiger Rant itself. See LINK
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