Weight/Mass Gainer

I'm not a fan of them. Too much sugar.

18 whole eggs and 1.5 lbs of beef daily.

Like was stated above, too much sugar in traditional weight gainers. You could go on true nutrition and build one using sweet potato or brown rice powder but beef and eggs is gonna be your best bet.

Shake comprised of

2 scoops of whey
Peanut Butter ~ 3tbsp
Banana
2 Tbsp Oil
8 oz milk

~1000 calories 54 carbs, 67 protein, 61 fat

That sounds miserable. I went with the ice cream and snickers method.

you should eat enough calories to gain. Not trying to be a smartass but you need to monitor your calorie intake for a week or two and keep adding calories until you are no longer losing. This is your maintenance more or less depending on activity level.

From there add calories as you see fit from whatever you like. But 1.5lbs of beef and a carton of eggs is not that much food at all if you are trying to gain weight and work an active job.

but for a quick shake, do whey protein mutiple times a day with 1 tbsp of olive oil or grass fed butter added. do this with 50g of whey a few times a day to add quick and easily digestable calories. Natural PB works well also.

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ice cream and snickers is not really going to help build muscle.

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Oh I know. I was just kidding. I wouldn't recommend that diet.

Did you lick my balls before typing your reply?

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I like a nice medium chocolate Hulk from smoothie king.

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I would think this should do the trick. Loaded with calories and protein. Used to love the vanilla hulk.

How cute