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Met my first SJW today, on the golf course (long)
Posted on 5/30/18 at 8:47 pm
Posted on 5/30/18 at 8:47 pm
Long story short I was playing back 9 of this course this evening in fla and some guy yells at me as I’m teeing off on 11 from 10 green.
I heard him and I was a single so I figured I would wait and let him join in.
So he walks over and asks me .....hey man did you skip me?
I said what? He repeats it
I said no, there are three black guys in front of me and they didn’t offer to let me play through so I played 11 again. I didn’t skip you.. (he was walking) I’m not in a hurry.
I said you want to play along with me? he says no I’m playing by myself kinda rude so I said whatever bro. Took off.
Anyway I play the hole out, play the next hole which was a par 3 and I notice this a-hole going off green on 11 and walking directly to ladies tee on 13..... as i was about to tee off on the blues on 13.
This fricker hits his shot.
So I’m like WTF ......so I drive up there.
I said hey bro what’s your deal?
He wouldn’t answer me, so I get out ....walk up to him and ask again what’s your problem? Still wouldn’t answer me ... gets about 15-20 yards away and says (I shite YOU NOT)..... it doesn’t matter if they are purple or orange and they don’t want to let you through , you shouldn’t have said that and gives me the peace sign as he stomps away down the fairway.
I played 2-3 balls rest of the way in and finally caught up to them on 17... the 3some didn’t let him play through either.
Apparently this kid was so mad and upset that I referred to the 3some as black guys that he was going to show me what an alpha sjw he was by skipping me and waiting like a bitch on every shot next 5 holes.
Never know what you’re gonna run into.
I’m nicest guy as you’ll find and thought he might want to play a few holes of golf.
I was wrong.
CSB.
I heard him and I was a single so I figured I would wait and let him join in.
So he walks over and asks me .....hey man did you skip me?
I said what? He repeats it
I said no, there are three black guys in front of me and they didn’t offer to let me play through so I played 11 again. I didn’t skip you.. (he was walking) I’m not in a hurry.
I said you want to play along with me? he says no I’m playing by myself kinda rude so I said whatever bro. Took off.
Anyway I play the hole out, play the next hole which was a par 3 and I notice this a-hole going off green on 11 and walking directly to ladies tee on 13..... as i was about to tee off on the blues on 13.
This fricker hits his shot.
So I’m like WTF ......so I drive up there.
I said hey bro what’s your deal?
He wouldn’t answer me, so I get out ....walk up to him and ask again what’s your problem? Still wouldn’t answer me ... gets about 15-20 yards away and says (I shite YOU NOT)..... it doesn’t matter if they are purple or orange and they don’t want to let you through , you shouldn’t have said that and gives me the peace sign as he stomps away down the fairway.
I played 2-3 balls rest of the way in and finally caught up to them on 17... the 3some didn’t let him play through either.
Apparently this kid was so mad and upset that I referred to the 3some as black guys that he was going to show me what an alpha sjw he was by skipping me and waiting like a bitch on every shot next 5 holes.
Never know what you’re gonna run into.
I’m nicest guy as you’ll find and thought he might want to play a few holes of golf.
I was wrong.
CSB.
Posted on 5/30/18 at 9:04 pm to p&g
I'm having a hard time understanding how tf this story went but if I'm a single and a threesome ain't letting me through, I'm jumping ahead of them and making it up later. And if a mfer jumps to the ladies tees in front of me while i'm on the blues, somebody is getting their arse whipped...me or him. But we damn sure gonna find out.
Posted on 5/30/18 at 9:12 pm to p&g
quote:
I was wrong
Here,
[img]and I was a single so I figured I would wait and let him join in. [/img]
Only respond to screaming women and children. You obviously aren’t married, or have kids.
frick that nerd.
And the 3 blacks.
Posted on 5/30/18 at 9:42 pm to GeauxTigers0107
I’d never played there before.
Dude wouldn’t even look up, like he was scared or something.
He was prob in his mid 20s - 30.
When he took off down the fairway only time he yelled back at me.
I just laughed at that point.
It’s not like I wanted to fight him, hell im 39.
I was just trying to understand why he was angry.
Fact is he started all this by accusing me of skipping him.
fricking a-hole.
Dude wouldn’t even look up, like he was scared or something.
He was prob in his mid 20s - 30.
When he took off down the fairway only time he yelled back at me.
I just laughed at that point.
It’s not like I wanted to fight him, hell im 39.
I was just trying to understand why he was angry.
Fact is he started all this by accusing me of skipping him.
fricking a-hole.
Posted on 5/30/18 at 9:45 pm to BRgetthenet
quote:
im 39
Almost a man, baw.
Almost eligible to apply for Net's Push Cart Mafia
Posted on 5/30/18 at 9:52 pm to BagMan69
Remember,
I’m bigger, leaner, meaner, more handsome, and more athletic than you. And I have the pics/swing vid to prove it.
Night cutie. Sweet dreams about my calves tonight.
I’m bigger, leaner, meaner, more handsome, and more athletic than you. And I have the pics/swing vid to prove it.

Night cutie. Sweet dreams about my calves tonight.
Posted on 5/30/18 at 9:56 pm to p&g
Bro, I would have put the range finder on his arse and played closest to the fig.
Posted on 5/30/18 at 9:57 pm to BRgetthenet
quote:
Remember,
I’m bigger, leaner, meaner, more handsome, and more athletic than you. And I have the pics/swing vid to prove it.
In keeping with the SJW nature of this thread you should remember Net, deflection and avoidance is not a substitute for denial.
Having to advocate for push carts and nerd studies supporting the health effects allegedly attributed to push carts must be hard for you.
Posted on 5/30/18 at 10:06 pm to BagMan69
I’m sorry you’re so upset.
I’ll pray you cheer up. Night lil nerd.
I’ll pray you cheer up. Night lil nerd.

Posted on 5/31/18 at 12:27 am to p&g
Funny. If someone is stupid enough to try that with me they're going to wake up with Srixion tattooed on their head.
I'm pretty sure I can nail the moron from that close.
I'm pretty sure I can nail the moron from that close.
Posted on 5/31/18 at 4:22 am to p&g
He would NOT have continued in front of me, period. im 68 and he would have gotten my message
Posted on 5/31/18 at 5:53 am to BRgetthenet
quote:ok...I actually spit my coffee...
Almost a man, baw
Posted on 5/31/18 at 7:28 am to p&g
quote:
I said no, there are three black guys in front of me and they didn’t offer to let me play through
I hate groups that won't let a single through. It's usually very old guys who play in a regular foursome.
Posted on 5/31/18 at 7:31 am to p&g
quote:
I notice this a-hole going off green on 11 and walking directly to ladies tee on 13..... as i was about to tee off on the blues on 13.
Fire away. Drive past him and continue with your day like nothing happened. He walked out in front of someone about to hit a driver, therefore he can get frick't
Posted on 5/31/18 at 7:42 am to ole man
quote:
He would NOT have continued in front of me, period. im 68 and he would have gotten my message
Baw you itching to get in that coffin, huh?
Posted on 5/31/18 at 7:43 am to Thib-a-doe Tiger
Oleman can throw hands son
Posted on 5/31/18 at 9:32 am to Thib-a-doe Tiger
It’s happened to me before at Beavercreek and trust me they did not play in front of me they got my message
Posted on 5/31/18 at 9:46 am to ole man
quote:
It’s happened to me before at Beavercreek and trust me they did not play in front of me they got my message
***Sirens Sound****
Badass alert. Watch out for the old guy carrying his bag
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