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Golf joke
Posted on 9/11/23 at 9:28 am
Posted on 9/11/23 at 9:28 am
Funny golf joke
A golfer thought he was having a heart attack so he gave his buddy his cell phone to tell her to meet him at the hospital
He buddy replied, I can’t
No cell phones in the grill room
*This came from latest edition of golf digest
A golfer thought he was having a heart attack so he gave his buddy his cell phone to tell her to meet him at the hospital
He buddy replied, I can’t
No cell phones in the grill room
*This came from latest edition of golf digest
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Posted on 9/11/23 at 11:51 am to Gorilla Ball
#freemingo
Posted on 9/11/23 at 1:03 pm to Gorilla Ball
quote:
No cell phones in the grill room
Posted on 9/11/23 at 2:28 pm to ChexMix
Posted on 9/11/23 at 2:33 pm to Gorilla Ball
Golfer finds lamp, rubs it, and out pops a genie.
Genie, “You have set me free! I will grant you 3 wishes, but your golf partner today will get 10 times as much.”
Golfer, “I wish I was the best golfer in the world.”
Genie: “It is done. Remember your partner gets 10 fold your wishes.”
Golfer:”I want to be the richest man in the world.”
Genie:”done. You are the richest you can be. Remember your golf partner is 10 times richer. What is your last wish?”
Golfer: “I’d like a mild heart attack.”
Genie, “You have set me free! I will grant you 3 wishes, but your golf partner today will get 10 times as much.”
Golfer, “I wish I was the best golfer in the world.”
Genie: “It is done. Remember your partner gets 10 fold your wishes.”
Golfer:”I want to be the richest man in the world.”
Genie:”done. You are the richest you can be. Remember your golf partner is 10 times richer. What is your last wish?”
Golfer: “I’d like a mild heart attack.”
Posted on 9/11/23 at 6:23 pm to Gorilla Ball
Older baw brings his new younger bride to the clubhouse. His friends recognize her and feel obligated to tell him, "Frank, she's a hooker"....Frank replies, "no problem, I'll fix her grip and swing path".
Posted on 9/12/23 at 2:31 pm to Gorilla Ball
Damn all the downvotes- geez
Posted on 9/13/23 at 9:34 am to Gorilla Ball
Guy gets married and takes his bride on a golf honeymoon. They tee it up on number 1 and she slices her drive to the right. He pops his drive up and is way short of her slice.
She goes to her ball ahead of him, and when he hits first, he slices his shot terribly, and hits her in the head and kills her. After taking care of her and getting her home, he has another day left on his vacation. So he goes out again, same course and tees off. Again he pops one up short and has basically has the same shot as the one that killed his wife. The caddy suggests hitting the driver off the deck. He said no way. Last time I did that I made triple bogey. :rimshot:
She goes to her ball ahead of him, and when he hits first, he slices his shot terribly, and hits her in the head and kills her. After taking care of her and getting her home, he has another day left on his vacation. So he goes out again, same course and tees off. Again he pops one up short and has basically has the same shot as the one that killed his wife. The caddy suggests hitting the driver off the deck. He said no way. Last time I did that I made triple bogey. :rimshot:
Posted on 9/19/23 at 6:16 pm to makersmark1
Why does dad always take two pairs of socks to the golf course?
In case he gets a hole in one.
In case he gets a hole in one.
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