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re: Which GB Nerd runs the most tail?

Posted on 5/19/11 at 11:38 am to
Posted by Sir Saint
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Posted on 5/19/11 at 11:38 am to
This thread is pleasantly odd. Finch, just quit acting like a little bitch and go find you some strange.

Serious question though... You are a virgin because:
a) you want to be?
or
b) just can't get the ladies?

If your answer is b, its a lot easier than you ever imagined
This post was edited on 5/19/11 at 11:39 am
Posted by SaintLSUnAtl
THE REAL MJ
Member since Jan 2007
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Posted on 5/19/11 at 11:40 am to
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Serious question though... You are a virgin because:
a) you want to be?
or
b) just can't get the ladies?


has to be a

it's entirely too easy to get laid to be in your twenties and not get laid if you want

one other option...scared maybe?

I'm no stud by any means and I can accidentally get laid by at least a half dozen chicks in my office, some of which are pretty hot
Posted by Sir Saint
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Member since Jun 2010
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Posted on 5/19/11 at 11:45 am to
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I'm no stud by any means and I can accidentally get laid by at least a half dozen chicks in my office, some of which are pretty hot


Something I've noticed: Women in their late 20's early 30's (mostly ones who aren't married) are so desperate to get boned it's not even funny.
Posted by MaroonDawg
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Member since Nov 2009
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Posted on 5/19/11 at 11:47 am to
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Women in their late 20's early 30's (mostly ones who aren't married) are so desperate to get boned it's not even funny.


if you can catch the one that is recently divorced it is that much easier. something about the whole high school sweetheart thing not working out gives them some serious dick hunger
Posted by finchmeister08
Member since Mar 2011
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Posted on 5/19/11 at 11:51 am to
Well its little bit of everything. I don't have that pretty boyswagg, I don't want kids right now or stds, and I want to meet a decent girl that I care about first. I don't have to marry her afterwards. That'smy mindset. What's wrong with that?
Posted by hg
Member since Jun 2009
126282 posts
Posted on 5/19/11 at 11:55 am to
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Listen Chief, you just need to put your big boy panties on, go grab a crack whore and dip your wick in her a few times. You'll be a full fledged Pevy after that.


Posted by Broke
AKA Buttercup
Member since Sep 2006
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Posted on 5/19/11 at 11:55 am to
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Well its little bit of everything. I don't have that pretty boyswagg, I don't want kids right now or stds, and I want to meet a decent girl that I care about first. I don't have to marry her afterwards. That'smy mindset. What's wrong with that?


Alright I've got this figured out. I'm an old man so I know this shite and here is how it went down.

You, probably right after high school, decided you wanted to frick. You tried, but you have no game. Sure you dated but you fricked it all up. After 2 years of successfully not getting any pussy you started telling people you don't want herp and you want to stay a virgin for a good girl.


This is fricking why I am awesome.
Posted by Klark Kent
Houston via BR
Member since Jan 2008
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Posted on 5/19/11 at 11:55 am to
nothing finch

Y'all cut the kiddo a break.

You never know, he could pull a Charlie Sheen, lose his virginity to a prostitute then start nailing hot tail left and right once he gets a taste of it.
Posted by LewDawg
Member since May 2009
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Posted on 5/19/11 at 12:01 pm to
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You never know, he could pull a Charlie Sheen, lose his virginity to a prostitute then start nailing hot tail left and right once he gets a taste of it.
I don't see this happening
Posted by MaroonDawg
N0Z
Member since Nov 2009
3171 posts
Posted on 5/19/11 at 12:01 pm to
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You, probably right after high school, decided you wanted to frick. You tried, but you have no game. Sure you dated but you fricked it all up. After 2 years of successfully not getting any pussy you started telling people you don't want herp and you want to stay a virgin for a good girl.


if this is the case... he needs to be the wingman. let someone else talk all the game and he take home the girl's best friend.

hey i will admit i have played wingman and met some decent girls who were the hot bitches best friend.
Posted by The Sad Banana
The gate is narrow.
Member since Jul 2008
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Posted on 5/19/11 at 12:03 pm to
Plus the hot bitches might just lay there while the decent friend could suck you dry just by eyefricking you.
This post was edited on 5/19/11 at 12:07 pm
Posted by WelcomeToDeathValley
1st & 1st
Member since Aug 2006
16947 posts
Posted on 5/19/11 at 12:04 pm to
Escort fund, I got 10 on it.

There has to be some hot arse ones around Panama
Posted by Sidbarret
Charleston, SC
Member since Apr 2008
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Posted on 5/19/11 at 12:05 pm to
Don't put the pussy on a pedestal brah
Posted by Toula
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Posted on 5/19/11 at 12:08 pm to
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hey i will admit i have played wingman and met some decent girls who were the hot bitches best friend.


Noz..i posted this yesterday. Perfect for what you said

LINK
Posted by Sir Saint
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Member since Jun 2010
5434 posts
Posted on 5/19/11 at 12:08 pm to
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Wingman


This. Requires little effort, and as long as you aren't a completely socially awkward guy, then you'll at least get something out of it. If you are socially awkward, then just get hammered, it never fails.
Posted by MaroonDawg
N0Z
Member since Nov 2009
3171 posts
Posted on 5/19/11 at 12:10 pm to
haha that dude is hilarious
Posted by MaroonDawg
N0Z
Member since Nov 2009
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Posted on 5/19/11 at 12:12 pm to
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Wingman



often times the wingman will get laid easier and may end up with the better lay
Posted by SaintLSUnAtl
THE REAL MJ
Member since Jan 2007
22141 posts
Posted on 5/19/11 at 12:17 pm to
quote:

Well its little bit of everything. I don't have that pretty boyswagg, I don't want kids right now or stds, and I want to meet a decent girl that I care about first. I don't have to marry her afterwards. That'smy mindset. What's wrong with that?


Nothing at all wrong with that.

I will tell you this though, go have a few shots and a few beers at the bar one night and you will care about ALL of them. Voila! Virgin no mo!
Posted by SaintLSUnAtl
THE REAL MJ
Member since Jan 2007
22141 posts
Posted on 5/19/11 at 12:20 pm to
I don't think anyone is bustin' his balls. I see nothing wrong with any of it.

We're simply suggesting options and pointing how easy it is to get laid if you really want to
Posted by Brown Mountain
Covington, La
Member since Feb 2006
8014 posts
Posted on 5/19/11 at 12:22 pm to
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e're simply suggesting options and pointing how easy it is to get laid if you really want to


Exactly. I mean, if guys on a video gaming board cant help you get laid, who can? amirite?
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