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re: Which GB Nerd runs the most tail?
Posted on 5/19/11 at 11:38 am to MrPappagiorgio
Posted on 5/19/11 at 11:38 am to MrPappagiorgio
This thread is pleasantly odd. Finch, just quit acting like a little bitch and go find you some strange.
Serious question though... You are a virgin because:
a) you want to be?
or
b) just can't get the ladies?
If your answer is b, its a lot easier than you ever imagined
Serious question though... You are a virgin because:
a) you want to be?
or
b) just can't get the ladies?
If your answer is b, its a lot easier than you ever imagined
This post was edited on 5/19/11 at 11:39 am
Posted on 5/19/11 at 11:40 am to Sir Saint
quote:
Serious question though... You are a virgin because:
a) you want to be?
or
b) just can't get the ladies?
has to be a
it's entirely too easy to get laid to be in your twenties and not get laid if you want
one other option...scared maybe?
I'm no stud by any means and I can accidentally get laid by at least a half dozen chicks in my office, some of which are pretty hot

Posted on 5/19/11 at 11:45 am to SaintLSUnAtl
quote:
I'm no stud by any means and I can accidentally get laid by at least a half dozen chicks in my office, some of which are pretty hot
Something I've noticed: Women in their late 20's early 30's (mostly ones who aren't married) are so desperate to get boned it's not even funny.
Posted on 5/19/11 at 11:47 am to Sir Saint
quote:
Women in their late 20's early 30's (mostly ones who aren't married) are so desperate to get boned it's not even funny.
if you can catch the one that is recently divorced it is that much easier. something about the whole high school sweetheart thing not working out gives them some serious dick hunger
Posted on 5/19/11 at 11:51 am to SaintLSUnAtl
Well its little bit of everything. I don't have that pretty boyswagg, I don't want kids right now or stds, and I want to meet a decent girl that I care about first. I don't have to marry her afterwards. That'smy mindset. What's wrong with that?
Posted on 5/19/11 at 11:55 am to Broke
quote:
Listen Chief, you just need to put your big boy panties on, go grab a crack whore and dip your wick in her a few times. You'll be a full fledged Pevy after that.

Posted on 5/19/11 at 11:55 am to finchmeister08
quote:
Well its little bit of everything. I don't have that pretty boyswagg, I don't want kids right now or stds, and I want to meet a decent girl that I care about first. I don't have to marry her afterwards. That'smy mindset. What's wrong with that?
Alright I've got this figured out. I'm an old man so I know this shite and here is how it went down.
You, probably right after high school, decided you wanted to frick. You tried, but you have no game. Sure you dated but you fricked it all up. After 2 years of successfully not getting any pussy you started telling people you don't want herp and you want to stay a virgin for a good girl.
This is fricking why I am awesome.
Posted on 5/19/11 at 11:55 am to finchmeister08
nothing finch
Y'all cut the kiddo a break.
You never know, he could pull a Charlie Sheen, lose his virginity to a prostitute then start nailing hot tail left and right once he gets a taste of it.

Y'all cut the kiddo a break.
You never know, he could pull a Charlie Sheen, lose his virginity to a prostitute then start nailing hot tail left and right once he gets a taste of it.
Posted on 5/19/11 at 12:01 pm to Klark Kent
quote:I don't see this happening
You never know, he could pull a Charlie Sheen, lose his virginity to a prostitute then start nailing hot tail left and right once he gets a taste of it.
Posted on 5/19/11 at 12:01 pm to Broke
quote:
You, probably right after high school, decided you wanted to frick. You tried, but you have no game. Sure you dated but you fricked it all up. After 2 years of successfully not getting any pussy you started telling people you don't want herp and you want to stay a virgin for a good girl.
if this is the case... he needs to be the wingman. let someone else talk all the game and he take home the girl's best friend.
hey i will admit i have played wingman and met some decent girls who were the hot bitches best friend.
Posted on 5/19/11 at 12:03 pm to MaroonDawg
Plus the hot bitches might just lay there while the decent friend could suck you dry just by eyefricking you.
This post was edited on 5/19/11 at 12:07 pm
Posted on 5/19/11 at 12:04 pm to MaroonDawg
Escort fund, I got 10 on it.
There has to be some hot arse ones around Panama
There has to be some hot arse ones around Panama
Posted on 5/19/11 at 12:05 pm to The Sad Banana
Don't put the pussy on a pedestal brah
Posted on 5/19/11 at 12:08 pm to MaroonDawg
quote:
hey i will admit i have played wingman and met some decent girls who were the hot bitches best friend.
Noz..i posted this yesterday. Perfect for what you said

LINK
Posted on 5/19/11 at 12:08 pm to finchmeister08
quote:
Wingman
This. Requires little effort, and as long as you aren't a completely socially awkward guy, then you'll at least get something out of it. If you are socially awkward, then just get hammered, it never fails.
Posted on 5/19/11 at 12:12 pm to Sir Saint
quote:
Wingman
often times the wingman will get laid easier and may end up with the better lay
Posted on 5/19/11 at 12:17 pm to finchmeister08
quote:
Well its little bit of everything. I don't have that pretty boyswagg, I don't want kids right now or stds, and I want to meet a decent girl that I care about first. I don't have to marry her afterwards. That'smy mindset. What's wrong with that?
Nothing at all wrong with that.
I will tell you this though, go have a few shots and a few beers at the bar one night and you will care about ALL of them. Voila! Virgin no mo!
Posted on 5/19/11 at 12:20 pm to Klark Kent
I don't think anyone is bustin' his balls. I see nothing wrong with any of it.
We're simply suggesting options and pointing how easy it is to get laid if you really want to
We're simply suggesting options and pointing how easy it is to get laid if you really want to

Posted on 5/19/11 at 12:22 pm to SaintLSUnAtl
quote:
e're simply suggesting options and pointing how easy it is to get laid if you really want to
Exactly. I mean, if guys on a video gaming board cant help you get laid, who can? amirite?
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