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Posted by sicboy
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Posted on 8/1/11 at 11:10 am to
I would just use that laser vision thing that he does from a distance. Melt Batman to the road
Posted by BaddestAndvari
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Posted on 8/1/11 at 11:11 am to
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I would just use that laser vision thing that he does from a distance. Melt Batman to the road


He also uses an iron suit, which keeps superman from being able to do stuff like that.. meh.. batman has kicked Superman's butt more than once.. it's actually not that rare.
This post was edited on 8/1/11 at 11:12 am
Posted by finchmeister08
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Posted on 8/1/11 at 11:12 am to
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he keeps kryptonite on his belt...

why?
Posted by BaddestAndvari
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Posted on 8/1/11 at 11:14 am to
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why?


You didn't know that? There is a few reasons why: 1) if Superman were to ever turn, Batman is the first line of defense against Superman, he's the only person to ever beat him in battle, and is the smartest member of the Justice League. 2) Just in case Batman ever finds himself up against a Kryptonian that ISN'T superman.. he has a weapon to put them in their place. 3) Because it's Batman, always thinking 500 steps ahead for everything.
Posted by F machine
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Posted on 8/1/11 at 11:14 am to
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he keeps kryptonite on his belt...

why?


In case he has to fight Superman.

Batman is always prepared for that kind of shite. He has files on every Justice League member in case he ever has to fight them
Posted by sicboy
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Posted on 8/1/11 at 11:14 am to
Fine. Screw it. What do I know
Posted by finchmeister08
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Posted on 8/1/11 at 11:16 am to
well, how did he beat him man to man then? or did that even happen?
Posted by F machine
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Posted on 8/1/11 at 11:18 am to
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well, how did he beat him man to man then? or did that even happen?


Well he never actually beat him without using some kryptonite or some sort of special suit or gadget. No one can
Posted by sicboy
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Posted on 8/1/11 at 11:19 am to
Pandora...........................YES, I'M STILL LISTENING!!!!
Posted by finchmeister08
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Posted on 8/1/11 at 11:21 am to
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Well he never actually beat him without using some kryptonite or some sort of special suit or gadget. No one can

well, how did he do it. the suit and the kryptonite were defense mechanisms. he had to do something. i guess the kryptonite could be used for the offensive.
Posted by BaddestAndvari
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Posted on 8/1/11 at 11:23 am to
Nobody can beat Superman "man to man".. it's just not possible, but Batman is the only one who has ever beat him in a fight. Also the Justice League even has a contingency plan in place that batman actually came up with, just in case Superman were to ever change his ideals. When Superman found out about it, he was slightly angry, but I think he got over it when he actually thought about it.
Posted by F machine
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Posted on 8/1/11 at 11:24 am to
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well, how did he do it. the suit and the kryptonite were defense mechanisms. he had to do something. i guess the kryptonite could be used for the offensive.


yeah. The kryptonite makes him weak. Then you can actually try to fight him.
Posted by BaddestAndvari
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Posted on 8/1/11 at 11:26 am to
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well, how did he do it. the suit and the kryptonite were defense mechanisms. he had to do something. i guess the kryptonite could be used for the offensive.


The Kryptonite puts him in place, keeps him from being able to fly away, and forces him to fight, on the level of a human. The Iron Suit keeps superman from being able to use his laser vision and see through the suit.. At that point, Superman is moving as slow as a human.. maybe a little faster, but batman is faster than a normal human and just takes him out.. Superman isn't all that skilled of a fighter considering he never really has to do it, he just flicks his pointer finger and things explode, so batman took him out. Slowly wore him out, and put him on the ground.
Posted by F machine
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Posted on 8/1/11 at 11:27 am to
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The Kryptonite puts him in place, keeps him from being able to fly away, and forces him to fight, on the level of a human. The Iron Suit keeps superman from being able to use his laser vision and see through the suit.. At that point, Superman is moving as slow as a human.. maybe a little faster, but batman is faster than a normal human and just takes him out.. Superman isn't all that skilled of a fighter considering he never really has to do it, he just flicks his pointer finger and things explode, so batman took him out. Slowly wore him out, and put him on the ground.




If I'm not mistaken, in the Dark Knight Returns, Green Arrow shoots Superman with a kryptonite arrow for Batman.
Posted by finchmeister08
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Posted on 8/1/11 at 11:33 am to
today's lunch
Posted by sicboy
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Posted on 8/1/11 at 11:35 am to
Shells and cheese have seen better days.
Posted by BaddestAndvari
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Posted on 8/1/11 at 11:35 am to
Yeah that's correct, and actually The Dark Knight Returns is a very dark and sad story.. man, I'm glad it was a sudo-fictional future for all the superheroes..
Posted by finchmeister08
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Posted on 8/1/11 at 11:38 am to
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Shells and cheese have seen better days.

yup. they're leftovers from last nights bbq. it was a hassle. i tried to be cheap and use Dollar General brand charcoal. damn things didn't want to stay lit. wasted a third of a bottle of lighter fluid on it.
Posted by BaddestAndvari
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Posted on 8/1/11 at 11:39 am to
I just want shells and cheese now.. thanks
Posted by sicboy
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Posted on 8/1/11 at 11:41 am to
Amen. So hungry. Where to go?
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