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re: LESI TOTD: you lazy bastards, i'll start it since no one else will
Posted on 5/6/10 at 9:57 am to Antiheroaz
Posted on 5/6/10 at 9:57 am to Antiheroaz
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Followed usain bolt stout in there a few times.Dude has some wheels
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Posted on 5/6/10 at 9:59 am to Klark Kent
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Pevy: "please don't let me be the first to be sniped coming out this window."
Proof: giggle
i have a fool proof way to not get 1st blooded on that map. 9 out of 10 times I dont get killed.
Posted on 5/6/10 at 10:00 am to belowmebama
ROOMATE UPDATE:
went to some cinco de mayo happy hour.
came home last night with some thick ginger around midnight. heard no moaning. they probably cuddled all night. dude has no game.
he even cooked her breakfast before going to work this morning. what a tool.
went to some cinco de mayo happy hour.
came home last night with some thick ginger around midnight. heard no moaning. they probably cuddled all night. dude has no game.
he even cooked her breakfast before going to work this morning. what a tool.
This post was edited on 5/6/10 at 10:01 am
Posted on 5/6/10 at 10:01 am to Klark Kent
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he even cooked her breakfast before going to work this morning. what a tool.
Dude i don't even cook my wife breakfast
Posted on 5/6/10 at 10:01 am to Klark Kent
same guy tellin u "shite go hard bruh"
Posted on 5/6/10 at 10:02 am to barry
....this dude even drove her back to her place before going to work. i'd of told her to walk to the bus station after she walked to McDonald's.Posted on 5/6/10 at 10:03 am to jefforize
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same guy tellin u "shite go hard bruh"
yes, the techno guy.
his top 25 playlist on iTunes is an embaressment to the male gender. it's a mix of molly cirus and lame arse techno.
he told me i needed to move out last month, i told him to shove it and i ain't moving out til the end of the lease. things haven't gone well since.
Posted on 5/6/10 at 10:05 am to Klark Kent
frick him
heTOLD you you NEEDED to move? what the frick?
heTOLD you you NEEDED to move? what the frick?
Posted on 5/6/10 at 10:06 am to Klark Kent
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he told me i needed to move out last month, i told him to shove it and i ain't moving out til the end of the lease. things haven't gone well since.
Throw a brick of weed in his room and call the landlord. This should ensure you stay there longer than he does.
Punch him in the chode for his actions last night and this morning for us please.
Posted on 5/6/10 at 10:12 am to belowmebama
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heTOLD you you NEEDED to move? what the frick?
yeh, i have no idea how him and i were once friends.
dude talks all kinds of shite behind my back to our friends. all i've ever done is call him out on some ghey shite and given him a hard time about fricking uggos.
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Throw a brick of weed in his room and call the landlord. This should ensure you stay there longer than he does.
Punch him in the chode for his actions last night and this morning for us please.
funny story.
one night, when we were still friends. we all get really smashed. i help him home(he can't handle his beer much less liquor. 5-6 beers and he's wasted)
anyways, he gets on the phone with a friend of ours in Houston, well my friend really, kind of our drug rep if we needed drugs. this is the voicemail he leaves:
"Hi Cory SuchnSuch, this is Michael ToolBag, I believe we have hung out together before. You are friends with Kyle(me). I am looking to buy from you some ccocaine tonight if that is at all possible. I heard you were the person to call for these types of things. Please call me back at this #"
i'm in the background laughing my arse off, "No, No, No you fricking idiot, that's the worse voicemail to leave you could possibly dream up of"
Posted on 5/6/10 at 10:15 am to Klark Kent
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"Hi Cory SuchnSuch, this is Michael ToolBag, I believe we have hung out together before. You are friends with Kyle(me). I am looking to buy from you some ccocaine tonight if that is at all possible. I heard you were the person to call for these types of things. Please call me back at this #"
Posted on 5/6/10 at 10:15 am to Klark Kent
that would be a lot funnier if it wasnt your friend 
saying keywords over monitored lines aint my MO
saying keywords over monitored lines aint my MO
Posted on 5/6/10 at 10:17 am to belowmebama
There is always code talk with this stuff. "Got that WHITE GIRL coming over?" "Is it snowing?" "I lost my booger sugar can I get some from you?"
Feel free to pass these on
Feel free to pass these on
Posted on 5/6/10 at 10:19 am to belowmebama
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Feel free to pass these on
...that's what i was trying to tell him. don't drop names, especially not your's or his and use code words. dude's game with women is as equally tight as his drug buying skillz.
Posted on 5/6/10 at 10:19 am to belowmebama
want to go on a ski trip?
boat trip?
light chance of snow up north?
wanna play a game of 8ball later
haha
boat trip?
light chance of snow up north?
wanna play a game of 8ball later
haha
Posted on 5/6/10 at 10:19 am to Klark Kent
sounds like a tool.
thick ginger, haha
thick ginger, haha
Posted on 5/6/10 at 10:21 am to belowmebama
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"I lost my booger sugar can I get some from you?"
this is very cryptic
Posted on 5/6/10 at 10:23 am to jefforize
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sounds like a tool.
thick ginger, haha
worse than that is the fact, i talked to her the other night while we were all at the bar.....she's from Baton Rouge.
a St. Jo's Ho.....
i ain't tellin him the stories i know.
Posted on 5/6/10 at 10:24 am to skullhawk
you know i keep that white girl
christina aguielra
my jewely too loud
baby girl i cant hear ya
christina aguielra
my jewely too loud
baby girl i cant hear ya
Posted on 5/6/10 at 10:25 am to Klark Kent
lol, a recent girl i was tryin to frick was some St Jos hoe
realized she was bat shite crazy and GTFO before i did any damage to myself.
not good looking either
but she was a pharmacist so i tried to roll with it
realized she was bat shite crazy and GTFO before i did any damage to myself.
not good looking either
but she was a pharmacist so i tried to roll with itThis post was edited on 5/6/10 at 10:26 am
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