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Why can't frozen pizzas have properly placed pepperonis?
Posted on 2/21/11 at 7:18 pm
Posted on 2/21/11 at 7:18 pm
They are always in a fricking pile in the middle and need to be rearranged.
Posted on 2/21/11 at 7:18 pm to TheCaterpillar
So you can take them off easier to add more cheese. 

Posted on 2/21/11 at 7:19 pm to Dorothy
some people just dont give a shite about their jobs
Posted on 2/21/11 at 7:19 pm to TheCaterpillar
lazy people making your pies
Posted on 2/21/11 at 7:20 pm to TheCaterpillar
what kinda pizza you got, brah?
Posted on 2/21/11 at 7:20 pm to bamahata
I am so glad this bothers someone other than myself.
Posted on 2/21/11 at 7:21 pm to TheCaterpillar
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pile in the middle and need to be rearranged
Kige doesn't...he is a pizza OUTLAW
Posted on 2/21/11 at 7:22 pm to Prolate Spheroid
always hanging off the crust
Posted on 2/21/11 at 7:22 pm to TheCaterpillar
It only takes a few seconds to rearrange them, and then you can put them where you want. Not a big deal.
Posted on 2/21/11 at 7:23 pm to TheCaterpillar
the hill country fare pizzas FTL. although its really not that hard to rearrange the damn pepperonis.
Posted on 2/21/11 at 7:33 pm to The Truth 34
quote:
what kinda pizza you got, brah?
Red Baron Fire Baked.
It was pretty fricking tasty.
This post was edited on 2/21/11 at 7:34 pm
Posted on 2/21/11 at 7:34 pm to TheCaterpillar
Minimum wage employees that don't give a shite. My pet peeve is no tape in receipt printer at gas stations.
Posted on 2/21/11 at 7:37 pm to TheCaterpillar
Because they don't know if you want 6 or 8 slices, so they can't place them strategically to avoid slicing through pepperonis.
Posted on 2/21/11 at 7:38 pm to TheCaterpillar
because those workers dont care
do you get pizza with jalapenos? I'll bet those frickers are perfectly spaced
do you get pizza with jalapenos? I'll bet those frickers are perfectly spaced
Posted on 2/21/11 at 7:40 pm to Uncle Stu
quote:
do you get pizza with jalapenos?
naaah. Not a fan.
Posted on 2/21/11 at 8:07 pm to bamahata
Workers? I always assumed the toppings were just dumped onto it by machine...most production seems to be fully-automated these days and to have workers putting on the toppings would involve a lot of handling of the food...
But yeah that always seemed weird to me
Upside is you can arrange them any which way you want!
But yeah that always seemed weird to me

Posted on 2/21/11 at 8:13 pm to TheCaterpillar
It's frozen pizza, and like others have said, it's probably done with a machine, and I'd add frozen, shipped all over the country before it gets to you and thus the pepperonis have become a unit unto themselves.
Try Papa Murphy's next time. MUCH better pizza you can bake yourself and probably relative in price if you compared it by weight and toppings and better in freshness at the very least.
Try Papa Murphy's next time. MUCH better pizza you can bake yourself and probably relative in price if you compared it by weight and toppings and better in freshness at the very least.
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