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Never marry a Fat woman that can't cook
Posted on 10/16/17 at 6:17 pm
Posted on 10/16/17 at 6:17 pm
That is all. Thank you and have a pleasant evening.
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Posted on 10/16/17 at 6:18 pm to AU1960
just how fat is your wife?
Posted on 10/16/17 at 6:22 pm to AU1960
Yikes
Posted on 10/16/17 at 6:22 pm to AU1960
I'll definitely be back to check on this post later.
Posted on 10/16/17 at 6:24 pm to AU1960
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That is all. Thank you and have a pleasant evening.
Your wife must be a yankee.
Posted on 10/16/17 at 6:24 pm to AU1960
Bama board
Posted on 10/16/17 at 6:25 pm to CorkSoaker
348 pounds before dessert ??
Posted on 10/16/17 at 6:54 pm to AU1960
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348 pounds before dessert
So, after dessert, about three fifty?
Posted on 10/16/17 at 6:58 pm to Vdrine
3 fiddy 5 give or take a gram??
Posted on 10/16/17 at 6:58 pm to AU1960
Its only Monday
Posted on 10/16/17 at 7:05 pm to AU1960
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348 pounds before dessert ??
If she can't cook what is she eating for dessert? A couch?
Posted on 10/16/17 at 7:52 pm to Martini
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Martini
Please email me. Do you have my address?
Posted on 10/16/17 at 7:58 pm to Kim Jong Ir
No I don't Kim.
Posted on 10/16/17 at 8:03 pm to Martini
Here you go:
got it?
got it?
This post was edited on 10/16/17 at 8:10 pm
Posted on 10/16/17 at 8:38 pm to AU1960
I assume you don’t cook either.
Which means she’s the pasty lady in a moo moo piling up Little Debbie’s, Winn Dixie donuts and cinnamon rolls, and canned meats in a grocery cart. Probably waits until the last minute to pull out her stack of coupons when checking out.
That’s the worst fat. Fat that’s from eating too much roasted chicken and potatoes with homemade pie for dessert is at least nutritious fat. Like you might have stuffed too many calories in your jiggle rolls but at least you’ve got some collagen and magnesium to keep your brain functioning somewhat. Some vitamin e and c for decent skin and hair.
Which means she’s the pasty lady in a moo moo piling up Little Debbie’s, Winn Dixie donuts and cinnamon rolls, and canned meats in a grocery cart. Probably waits until the last minute to pull out her stack of coupons when checking out.
That’s the worst fat. Fat that’s from eating too much roasted chicken and potatoes with homemade pie for dessert is at least nutritious fat. Like you might have stuffed too many calories in your jiggle rolls but at least you’ve got some collagen and magnesium to keep your brain functioning somewhat. Some vitamin e and c for decent skin and hair.
Posted on 10/16/17 at 8:40 pm to Kim Jong Ir
No. I was lost on the poli board. Try again.
Posted on 10/16/17 at 8:41 pm to Martini
Send me an email and I will respond tomorrow from the office. All was quiet when I left today and I don't want to risk finding out that all went to shite after I left.
This post was edited on 10/16/17 at 8:46 pm
Posted on 10/16/17 at 8:43 pm to Kim Jong Ir
Got it
Posted on 10/16/17 at 9:40 pm to AU1960
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Never marry a Fat woman that can't cook
How does this even happen?
Posted on 10/17/17 at 4:16 pm to AU1960
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Never marry a Fat woman that can't cook
Never Marry A Woman That Can’t Cook. There, I fixed it for you.
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