calvin's chicken salad

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calvin's chicken salad

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Whatever the ingredients, on the Cuisinart, hit pulse, pulse, aw hell, hit puree, then come back for it in an hour..voila..Calvin's consistency perfected.

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you nailed it...chicken puree/mash and it is gross

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chicken puree/mash and it is gross

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you nailed it...chicken puree/mash and it is gross

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Ditto. Good flavor, but I always feel like someone else has eaten it first when I try it again

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I always feel like someone else has eaten it first

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Pre gummed

Remind of the joke…..There is an older “opera type” woman whose Mercedes breaks down. She is next to a greasy spoon diner so she goes in to call for roadside assistance. She is hungry so while she waits she asks the waitress if she can recommend anything. The waitress tells her they have amazing hamburgers. So the woman orders and eats one. It is the best burger she has ever eaten and starts ranting and raving and insisting on meeting “chef”. The waitress tries to put her off several times but she keeps insisting so the waitress gives in so she will shut up. She walks her to kitchen door and when she opens it there is a big fat hairy dude wearing a wife beater and boxers, picking up ground beef, putting it under his arm pit and smashing it into patties and throwing it on the grill. The woman in complete shock says “that is the grossest thing I have ever seen”. The waitress tells her “that ain’t honey nothing you should see him make donuts”.