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re: Fark Pookie the Crackhead from New Jack City addicted to Sec Rant

Posted on 4/23/12 at 8:08 pm to
Posted by mizzoukills
Member since Aug 2011
40686 posts
Posted on 4/23/12 at 8:08 pm to
Ariel. And then so butthurt that I felt like quitting life...

Posted by TheNotoriousGOP
Member since Oct 2010
4644 posts
Posted on 4/23/12 at 8:12 pm to
It's just that when someone consistently puts up lame requests, I feel it's my duty to shite on them.
(just trying to keep within the gifs I have).

Posted by mizzoukills
Member since Aug 2011
40686 posts
Posted on 4/23/12 at 8:14 pm to
I'm using that gif in the future.

I understand. I'm a shitty poster. Learning curves were invented because of me...
Posted by TheNotoriousGOP
Member since Oct 2010
4644 posts
Posted on 4/23/12 at 8:20 pm to
Seriously dude, why don't you get your hands on some software (torrents are your friend), and learn to use it. I've been using Photoshop for over 10 years, but nowadays there are hours and hours of free tutorials about any aspect of the software you want to learn. It's a good hobby imo. (i'll throw in one more gif cuz I like this one.

Posted by InVolNerable
Member since Jan 2012
10234 posts
Posted on 4/23/12 at 8:20 pm to
Learning curves is no longer an excuse when you have 1400+ posts
Posted by mizzoukills
Member since Aug 2011
40686 posts
Posted on 4/23/12 at 8:43 pm to
But, this is maybe my 7th post in the Fark Board. New at fark requests. I thought y'all did digital wizardry over here, even if the request was subpar. My bad...

Is there any free software that I can use for very basic image manipulation? Up for suggestions...
Posted by Nole Man
Somewhere In Tennessee!
Member since May 2011
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Posted on 4/23/12 at 9:51 pm to
Posted by Nole Man
Somewhere In Tennessee!
Member since May 2011
9441 posts
Posted on 4/23/12 at 9:53 pm to
LOL! It's all about havin' some fun. Get some cheap software to start with. I still use Photo ImpactX3 (very easy to use) and Paint Shop Pro X4. Have PhotoShop, but just too damn complicated for my uses. Yeah, it's powerful, but I like simplicity personally. Each his own.

PS: Did a couple of more sigs for ya on the "Help Board".

This post was edited on 4/23/12 at 9:59 pm
Posted by mizzoukills
Member since Aug 2011
40686 posts
Posted on 4/23/12 at 11:09 pm to
thanks Nole. I just did my first image. It's on the sec rant right now. Who knows for how long. I just downloaded a cheap photo editing app for the iPad. Worked for what I needed.

Thanks Nole for the sigs! Perfect!

And thanks farkers for kicking me in the ballz a few times...
This post was edited on 4/23/12 at 11:25 pm
Posted by Nole Man
Somewhere In Tennessee!
Member since May 2011
9441 posts
Posted on 4/24/12 at 12:03 am to
Doin' the Work! Get busy bro.
Posted by Carson123987
Middle Court at the Rec
Member since Jul 2011
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Posted on 4/25/12 at 12:51 am to
Posted by willgetin
Member since Aug 2011
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Posted on 4/25/12 at 10:55 am to
It still has potential !!!

Posted by blizzle
Dallas, TX
Member since Jan 2009
1075 posts
Posted on 4/25/12 at 1:07 pm to
for future reference, here's The Five Stages of a Typical Fark Request:

Stage 1 - fark request submitted
Stage 2 - funny farker ignores original request and makes something he/she(and the rest of the fark army) finds infinitely more humorous
Stage 3 - original requester sees the folly in his/her ways and has a good laugh at his/her newfound appreciation of the funny farkers work
Stage 4 - funny farker (or an alternative farker) fulfills the original request
Stage 5 - life goes on

also, saying things like "I guess you aren't talented enough" to anyone, and especially TheNotoriousGOP, will get you on a fast track to the Hall of Ye-Ye
This post was edited on 4/25/12 at 1:08 pm
Posted by mizzoukills
Member since Aug 2011
40686 posts
Posted on 4/26/12 at 10:59 am to
Or,

Stage 1 - Orginal poster flames farkers to get a good laugh.

Stage 2 - Farkers take flame seriously and post original things like DIAF, GTFO, etc.

Stage 3 - OP continues to laugh and posts some smiley faces and cheers emoticons to hint that he/she isn't taking this seriously at all

Stage 4 - Other farkers late to the thread post a "guideline" to educate OP on accepted protocol after OP has already created his/her own fark.

Stage 5 - OP continues to get a good laugh at the legs the so called "shitty" thread continues to have!

This post was edited on 4/26/12 at 11:46 am
Posted by StrickAggie06
College Station
Member since Sep 2011
597 posts
Posted on 4/26/12 at 1:17 pm to
It's almost a shame he didn't want a personal pic of himself edited...this thread could have had some serious potential.

Posted by mizzoukills
Member since Aug 2011
40686 posts
Posted on 4/26/12 at 2:59 pm to
Derailing threads is an artform that I've perfected.
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