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re: SEC Rant FF League Year 5. week 1

Posted on 9/7/14 at 9:01 pm to
Posted by Duke
Twin Lakes, CO
Member since Jan 2008
35674 posts
Posted on 9/7/14 at 9:01 pm to
quote:


But...did you ever piss on a statue of the Virgin Mary or something?


I went to Catholic schools all my life, so I can't rule it out.

quote:

You might want to start offering blanket confessions just in case.


Dear Jeebus,

Sorry for masturbating and looking at all the slutty women on campus. That reminds me, sorry for the premarital sex. Sorry for all the fricking cussing. Damn it! frick! Errr...sorry for that too. Sorry for smoking so much weed. Ok I'm not, but I'm also not sure it's a sin. You should have been more clear on the subject.

In short...I'm a good guy Mr. Jesus, please don't let me lose in fantasy football. It's more important than whatever you're doing.
Posted by FleshEatingSalsa
Floating down the Anduin
Member since Dec 2009
12293 posts
Posted on 9/7/14 at 10:21 pm to
He's lying, Jesus.

Your loving son,

Flesh
Posted by FleshEatingSalsa
Floating down the Anduin
Member since Dec 2009
12293 posts
Posted on 9/8/14 at 10:23 am to
Only once in 2013 did the Cardinals' defense fail to score at least 3 points, so it looks all but certain that Duke will walk away victorious.





Posted by Alahunter
Member since Jan 2008
90739 posts
Posted on 9/8/14 at 10:48 am to
Lacy getting hurt did me in.

And Riley Cooper not doing much too. Otherwise, I got pretty good scoring out of everyone else.

I really need for the NFLPA to help get Gordon unsuspended.
Posted by Hugo Stiglitz
Member since Oct 2010
72937 posts
Posted on 9/8/14 at 12:17 pm to
frick my team.
Posted by Alahunter
Member since Jan 2008
90739 posts
Posted on 9/8/14 at 12:26 pm to
I was saying that yesterday, now I'm in the upper half in scoring. Go figure.

I still need some RB depth though. I really really hope Gordon gets his suspension lifted. Like... REALLY hope.
Posted by Hugo Stiglitz
Member since Oct 2010
72937 posts
Posted on 9/8/14 at 12:37 pm to
My team did well but I have a shitty team.

I'm very doubtful on Gordon's return.
Posted by Alahunter
Member since Jan 2008
90739 posts
Posted on 9/8/14 at 12:38 pm to
I am too. I don't think I'll make the playoffs this year, unless some injuries hit and something surprising happens.
Posted by Duke
Twin Lakes, CO
Member since Jan 2008
35674 posts
Posted on 9/8/14 at 1:19 pm to
1/16 shot at failure.

I'm sure I'll beat the odds.
Posted by Duke
Twin Lakes, CO
Member since Jan 2008
35674 posts
Posted on 9/8/14 at 1:22 pm to
So...who wants to trade me a running back?
Posted by Hugo Stiglitz
Member since Oct 2010
72937 posts
Posted on 9/8/14 at 1:41 pm to
I've got MJD and McFadden. I'll give you both for just about anyone who can catch.
Posted by Duke
Twin Lakes, CO
Member since Jan 2008
35674 posts
Posted on 9/8/14 at 1:53 pm to
Look at my roster and give me an idea of the value you are looking for.
Posted by Hugo Stiglitz
Member since Oct 2010
72937 posts
Posted on 9/8/14 at 2:10 pm to
Never mind, found it.
This post was edited on 9/8/14 at 2:13 pm
Posted by Hugo Stiglitz
Member since Oct 2010
72937 posts
Posted on 9/8/14 at 2:14 pm to
I'd take williams or wallace off your hands.
Posted by Duke
Twin Lakes, CO
Member since Jan 2008
35674 posts
Posted on 9/8/14 at 2:22 pm to
Wallace most likely is who I would be sending. I'll send you an offer when I've weighed my options.
Posted by Hugo Stiglitz
Member since Oct 2010
72937 posts
Posted on 9/8/14 at 2:23 pm to
okay, sounds good
Posted by tduecen
Member since Nov 2006
161244 posts
Posted on 9/8/14 at 4:31 pm to
I'll send Pierce
Posted by NorthGwinnettTiger
Member since Jun 2006
51860 posts
Posted on 9/8/14 at 5:11 pm to
Who took Rice?
Posted by tduecen
Member since Nov 2006
161244 posts
Posted on 9/8/14 at 5:13 pm to
Duke as a 3RB
Posted by Duke
Twin Lakes, CO
Member since Jan 2008
35674 posts
Posted on 9/8/14 at 9:32 pm to
I did.

As tducky noted, at least he was my rb3.

I've literally got two starting rbs on my roster though. Shady and L. Bell better wear body suits of Kevlar.

ETA: If I win tonight, I'm also going to be dead last on waivers. frick TMZ. frick Steroids. frick everything.

This post was edited on 9/8/14 at 9:35 pm
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