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Posted on 7/25/13 at 9:12 pm to
Posted by PortCityTiger24
Member since Dec 2006
87455 posts
Posted on 7/25/13 at 9:12 pm to
This was a draft to kill time, bro. Stop spazzing out.
Posted by Drew Orleans
Member since Mar 2010
21577 posts
Posted on 7/25/13 at 9:41 pm to
Two fricking picks since I left? Jesus...
Posted by Iona Fan Man
Member since Jan 2006
27462 posts
Posted on 7/25/13 at 9:54 pm to
quote:

Two fricking picks since I left? Jesus...


don't rush me, I am doing due diligence
I've consulted the farmer's almanac and based on expected rainfall in the upper north east, I just don't feel comfortable with a WR from the AFC east. Heatwaves in the south from the imbalance of northern humidity along with the perspiration propensity in homo-africanis during low humidy heat waves, I do not feel comfortable with over-Melaninized Running backs & quarter backs from both the NFC & AFC Southern conferences that are not domed.
I am going to need a few more hours to deduce the land speed of an african swallow and its significance to the NFL before I can make my next pick.
Posted by Drew Orleans
Member since Mar 2010
21577 posts
Posted on 7/25/13 at 9:56 pm to
Is it really your turn?
Posted by Iona Fan Man
Member since Jan 2006
27462 posts
Posted on 7/25/13 at 9:58 pm to
No
Posted by CE Tiger
Metairie
Member since Jan 2008
41902 posts
Posted on 7/25/13 at 10:40 pm to
the ironic thing is this is the shite you spewed while trying to trade Donald Brown last year
Posted by Iona Fan Man
Member since Jan 2006
27462 posts
Posted on 7/25/13 at 11:22 pm to
I do this for fun...this is like playing golf with the worst possible types of player.

here's the fricking group of 12

Me: I go, smack the ball, bust a 275 yard drive, grab a wedge, chip close to the hole, read the green while walking to the ball, knock it close or in, tap in to finish.

about 2-4 of the group: guys who think they are master's champs. bust out their range finder,measure distance,picks grass throws it in the air to test wind speed, finally approaches the ball.....6-7 practice swings.....oh bird flew and distracted me...grab the range finder again...yada,yada,yada...MASSIVE SLICE...yada,yada,yada...six strokes later they are laying on their bellies trying to read the green....yada, yada, yada...four putt

another 2-4 of the group: women golfers who just slow down the game....."no we are on the 5th hole, that's the 2nd"..."<giggles> Opps"..."which club should I use?"...."Okay, here I go<swing>"...."whoops...I missed it"..."I'm thirsty"....groups are backing up behind us wanting to play through, and you end up rushing your shot because you are afraid of hearing "FFFOOOREEEE!"

the last 2-4: enablers..."hey its just for fun" versus telling the idiots ruining everything to "hurry the frick up or GTFOff the course, you inconsiderate fricks"

Does anyone see it differently?
Posted by OBUDan
Chicago
Member since Aug 2006
40723 posts
Posted on 7/25/13 at 11:31 pm to
Sorry dudes, running around all night.

Give me Isaiah Pead.

Spent the day arguing against the St. Lou RB sitch, but I think he's the one with the most talent to emerge. Fisher apparently loves his talents, and his stupid arse suspension is only one game, so I think worth it.
Posted by OBUDan
Chicago
Member since Aug 2006
40723 posts
Posted on 7/25/13 at 11:33 pm to
I mean, it's a slow draft. When I think "slow draft" I don't think 30 minutes a pick.

I think, "Oh, this guy could be out 4-5 hours, you know, living his life and all."
Posted by Iona Fan Man
Member since Jan 2006
27462 posts
Posted on 7/25/13 at 11:35 pm to
quote:

I pick Ben Tate

QB Matt Ryan
RB Doug Martin
RB Darren Sproles
WR Julio Jones
WR Jordy Nelson
TE
RB WR TE Daryl Richardson
K
D
B Miles Austin
B Ben Tate



quote:

Texans placed RB Arian Foster (calf) on the active/PUP list.
Foster suffered a calf strain nearly two months ago during a spring practice, and the Texans are being cautious with their workhorse back. Ben Tate will see plenty of first-team reps. Foster is a prime candidate to be a fantasy bust this year due to his hefty workload (1,115 touches) over the last three seasons. The fact that he's not healthy for training camp means Foster's recovery is behind schedule


missing camp is like a hold-out...busts when back

see MJD,CJ1k,Sjax, etc,etc,etc
This post was edited on 7/25/13 at 11:37 pm
Posted by OBUDan
Chicago
Member since Aug 2006
40723 posts
Posted on 7/25/13 at 11:48 pm to
I'm not too worried. He's always recovered fine.
Posted by GynoSandberg
Bay St Louis, MS
Member since Jan 2006
74378 posts
Posted on 7/26/13 at 1:44 am to
You're not worried about the mock team you drafted!!?!?!11

Gtfo
Posted by Iona Fan Man
Member since Jan 2006
27462 posts
Posted on 7/26/13 at 3:07 am to
brush the grass off your belly
Posted by St Augustine
The Pauper of the Surf
Member since Mar 2006
72013 posts
Posted on 7/26/13 at 6:24 am to
Definitely worth getting that shot in at 3 am
This post was edited on 7/26/13 at 6:25 am
Posted by Drew Orleans
Member since Mar 2010
21577 posts
Posted on 7/26/13 at 7:52 am to
Where's the write up for the guy who out drove you?
Posted by Brodeur
Member since Feb 2012
4692 posts
Posted on 7/26/13 at 7:56 am to



Waiting on my pick
Posted by CQQ
Member since Feb 2006
17048 posts
Posted on 7/26/13 at 7:56 am to
Round 1

1.1 Adrian Peterson, RB
1.2 Doug Martin, RB
1.3 Arian Foster, RB
1.4 Jamaal Charles, RB
1.5 Ray Rice, RB
1.6 Calvin Johnson, WR
1.7 Marshawn Lynch, RB
1.8 Trent Richardson, RB
1.9 CJ Spiller, RB
1.10 Alfred Morris, RB
1.11 Lesean McCoy, RB
1.12 Drew Brees, QB

Round 2

2.1 Brandon Marshall, WR
2.2 Jimmy Graham, TE
2.3 Dez Bryant, WR
2.4 AJ Green, WR
2.5 Aaron Rodgers, QB
2.6 Maurice Jones-Drew, RB
2.7 Matt Forte, RB
2.8 Stevan Ridley, RB
2.9 Peyton Manning, QB
2.10 Reggie Bush, RB
2.11 Darren Sproles, RB
2.12 Larry Fitzgerald, WR

Round 3

3.1 Chris Johnson, RB
3.2 Julio Jones, WR
3.3 Percy Harvin, WR
3.4 Steven Jackson, RB
3.5 Demaryius Thomas, WR
3.6 Demarco Murray, RB
3.7 Tom Brady, QB
3.8 Roddy White, WR
3.9 Andre Johnson, WR
3.10 Victor Cruz, WR
3.11 Wes Welker, WR
3.12 Frank Gore, RB

Round 4

4.1 Darren McFadden, RB
4.2 Danny Amendola, WR
4.3 Lamar Miller, RB
4.4 Jason Witten, TE
4.5 Randall Cobb, WR
4.6 Dwayne Bowe, WR
4.7 Marques Colston, WR
4.8 Rob Gronkowski, TE
4.9 Mike Wallace, WR
4.10 Vincent Jackson, WR
4.11 Jordy Nelson, WR
4.12 Hakeem Nicks, WR

Round 5

5.1 Cam Newton, QB
5.2 Matt Ryan, QB
5.3 Tony Gonzalez, TE
5.4 Reggie Wayne, WR
5.5 Le'Veon Bell, RB
5.6 Matthew Stafford, QB
5.7 Christopher Ivory, RB
5.8 David Wilson, RB
5.9 Montee Ball, RB
5.10 Ryan Mathews, RB
5.11 Shane Vereen, RB
5.12 Eddie Lacy, RB

6th Round

6.1 Steve Smith, WR
6.2 Tavon Austin, WR
6.3 Rashard Mendenhall, RB
6.4 Pierre Garcon, WR
6.5 Antonio Brown, WR
6.6 Stevie Johnson, WR
6.7 Ahmad Bradshaw, RB
6.8 Robert Griffin, III, QB
6.9 Vernon Davis, TE
6.10 Andrew Luck, QB
6.11 Daryl Richardson, RB
6.12 Torrey Smith, WR

7th Round

7.1 Benjarvus Green-Ellis, RB
7.2 Miles Austin, WR
7.3 DeSean Jackson, WR
7.4 Seattle, D/ST
7.5 Eric Decker, WR
7.6 James Jones, WR
7.7 Greg Jennings, WR
7.8 Dennis Pitta, TE
7.9 Tony Romo, QB
7.10 Colin Kaepernick, QB
7.11 Russell Wilson, QB
7.12 Cecil Shorts, WR

8th Round

8.1 Gio Bernard, RB
8.2 Danarrio Alexander, WR
8.3 Bryce Brown, RB
8.4 Andre Brown, RB
8.5 Vick Ballard, RB
8.6 Kenny Britt, WR
8.7 Fred Jackson, RB
8.8 Mark Ingram, RB
8.9 Mike Williams, WR
8.10 Isaiah Pead, RB
8.11 Ben Tate, RB
8.12 Antonio Gates, TE

9th Round

9.1 Lance Moore, WR
9.2 DeAngelo Williams, RB

OTC:
OBU, Amos, CQQ, Drew, WG, Dro, Bro, St A, Gyno, Swam, Swam
This post was edited on 7/26/13 at 9:31 am
Posted by CE Tiger
Metairie
Member since Jan 2008
41902 posts
Posted on 7/26/13 at 8:06 am to
quote:

Where's the write up for the guy who out drove you?

Or the one for the guy who just isn't feeling it after the first few holes so he decides to call it a day
Posted by Drew Orleans
Member since Mar 2010
21577 posts
Posted on 7/26/13 at 8:08 am to
There's about 6 of those a-holes in here right now.

Ready for our draft to get going...
Posted by PortCityTiger24
Member since Dec 2006
87455 posts
Posted on 7/26/13 at 8:59 am to
I'll pick in 5 min
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