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Horseshoes (the game) confuses me
Posted on 8/15/20 at 1:41 am
Posted on 8/15/20 at 1:41 am
Horseshoes are said to bring good luck, but if they did, everybody would win
And what about the horses??
I can only think they're standing around wondering who stole their footwear
#CovidThoughts
#NotCartoonPorn
And what about the horses??
I can only think they're standing around wondering who stole their footwear
#CovidThoughts
#NotCartoonPorn
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Posted on 8/15/20 at 1:42 am to TheArrogantCorndog
frick off
Posted on 8/15/20 at 1:43 am to Mr Personality
quote:
Mr Personality
Quite the personality
Posted on 8/15/20 at 1:45 am to TheArrogantCorndog
This reminds me of jokes from the 60s where George Burns would give a silly joke, get a chuckle from the audience then transition to a Philip Morris cigarette commercial.
Posted on 8/15/20 at 1:47 am to Langland
quote:
George Burns
God
Posted on 8/15/20 at 2:01 am to TheArrogantCorndog
Posted on 8/15/20 at 2:05 am to TheArrogantCorndog
Why not Horsesocks?
Posted on 8/15/20 at 2:13 am to fr33manator
quote:
Why not Horsesocks?
What we talking bout??
Or
Or
Posted on 8/15/20 at 2:17 am to TheArrogantCorndog
Well socks that don’t cover the foot are just leg warmers, no?
Posted on 8/15/20 at 2:22 am to fr33manator
quote:
Well socks that don’t cover the foot are just leg warmers, no?
Socks, they keep feet warm
They keep my shoes from smelling
I am missing one
Eta: nailed it
This post was edited on 8/15/20 at 2:24 am
Posted on 8/15/20 at 2:39 am to TheArrogantCorndog
Posted on 8/15/20 at 2:43 am to TheArrogantCorndog
SOCKS
They go on a foot,
But they don’t rhyme with boot,
They itch And they smell,
Even if they’re worn well,
What’s the point of a shoe,
If you need a sock too?
It’s a shoe that is soft,
Like a skin you take off,
Why don’t socks come with toes?
Footy finger-like gloves,
Sleeping bags for your feet,
I guess socks are quite neat,
But one thing that’s quite clear.
Foot fetish folks are weird.
SOCKS-a poem.
They go on a foot,
But they don’t rhyme with boot,
They itch And they smell,
Even if they’re worn well,
What’s the point of a shoe,
If you need a sock too?
It’s a shoe that is soft,
Like a skin you take off,
Why don’t socks come with toes?
Footy finger-like gloves,
Sleeping bags for your feet,
I guess socks are quite neat,
But one thing that’s quite clear.
Foot fetish folks are weird.
SOCKS-a poem.
Posted on 8/15/20 at 5:11 am to TheArrogantCorndog
quote:
TheIgnorantCorndog
FIFY
Posted on 8/15/20 at 5:49 am to TheArrogantCorndog
quote:
Horseshoes (the game) confuses me
Some people are checkers players, some are chess players. You are a checkers player.
Posted on 8/15/20 at 5:52 am to TheArrogantCorndog
quote:
they're standing around wondering who stole their footwear
Pretty sure that's stolen from Jim Gaffigan's epic 10 min bit on horses.
This post was edited on 8/15/20 at 5:53 am
Posted on 8/15/20 at 7:10 am to TheArrogantCorndog
quote:
AsDumbAsACorndog
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