re: How should we start our version of the Coach O song?

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The devil went down to Fourchon,
He was looking for some poon to smash

With a paddling pole,
Towards a fishing hole,
He was ready to tap that arse

When he came across that young man paying bills and signing checks
And the devil jumped up on a cypress stump and said "Look at me! I have sex!"

"I guess you didn't know it but I'm a coochie diddler too,
And if you care to take a dare I'll drive this boat for you.
Now you run a tight ship, boy, but you give the devil his due...
I'll trade Sugar Bowls for hair of gold and win a game or two."

The boy said, "My name's Scotty, and don't you have to fear...
I'll fire you in sissy blue and run you out of here."

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