re: Being able to fit in a public seating chair is a privilege

When I was a kid, we had a principal that was a hambeast. She was massive. We used to say that when most people sat down, there was a little bit of chair on each side of their rear end, in her case, there was a lot of rear end hanging over each side of the chair.

Let's just say you would never want to sit next to her on a plane...