DAT 9/17 D-backs (MadBum) @ Astros (Bielak) 7:10 PM CDT

The good ole boys are closing in on a division title. The dispatched of the Rangers again in emphatic fashion last night, 12-1. Josh James was used more wisely by Dusty (who can still frick off) as an 11-run lead was James-proof. Everyone got in on the action with the bats. The mood is good. Everyone is excited.



Well, almost everyone.

The opponents at home are the D-backs, who are going for their 100th loss. They will trot out the corpse of Madison Bumgarner, whose era is over 4.50.

Due to Frambaw being unable to go last night and Garcia being bumped up a day, the Astros are left to send out Brandon Bielak for the series opener. The DAT is on edge, to say the least, about this development.



In Bawlak we trust! It's time to go get 'em Astros! And for your trouble, some Sally Struthers 50 years and a couple hundred pounds ago