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re: Help! How do I get out of going to NOLA for a Hawaiin Luau

Posted on 9/18/08 at 5:45 pm to
Posted by LegalTiger
Member since Nov 2006
1098 posts
Posted on 9/18/08 at 5:45 pm to
Stomach ache always works for me with the wife in situations like this, but I think she just plays along with it because she really doesn't want to go wherever it is I'm not wanting to go. This is usually the case with lame pre-wedding bullshite for distant relatives or acquaintences.

Or

You could always follow this Auburn fan's advice on faking illness:

LINK
This post was edited on 9/18/08 at 5:47 pm
Posted by toonces must go
New Orleans
Member since Aug 2008
51 posts
Posted on 9/18/08 at 5:49 pm to
Slash your tires. All of them.

OR

Hire a bunch of strippers to show up 20 min before you get there. shite will hit the fan and party might break up. Then you're free to go to a bar and watch the game; unless you end up staying at party with said strippers.

PS

What part of town you going to be in? I can recommend neighborhood bars you can stop at on your way to "get more ice."
This post was edited on 9/18/08 at 5:54 pm
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