re: Is there anything worse than shitting around strangers?

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Try having diarrhea on a red eye to Europe when the closest shitter is opposite the flight attendants jump seats.

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Try having it hit you on approach to DFW in about seat 15B, knowing you can't hold it and will imminently shite you pants, getting up, walking back there with them loudly saying "sir you must return to your seat", going in nonetheless, and having the flight attendants yell at you to come out saying "we can't land with you in there", and making the plane go around again. Thankfully, they asked another passenger to move so I could at least sit in the last row while we tried to land again and didn't have to make the walk back to my seat.