LSU joke I just made up;..

>> Three football fans were out for a ride when one noticed a foot
>> sticking out of the bushes by the side of the road. They stopped and
>> discovered a nude female, dead drunk.
>>
>> Out of respect and propriety, the fan from Bama took off his cap
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>> and placed it over her right breast.
>>
>> The LSU fan took his cap and placed it over her left breast.
>>
>> Following their lead, but with some grumbling, the Auburn fan took
>> his cap and placed it over her girly part.
>>
>> The police were called and when the officer arrived, he conducted his
>> inspection.
>> First, he lifted up the Bama Cap, replaced it, and wrote down some
>> notes.
>> Next, he lifted the LSU cap, replaced it, and wrote down some more
>> notes.
>> The officer then lifted the cap left by the Auburn fan, replaced it,
>> then lifted it again, replaced it, lifted it a third time, and
>> replaced it one last time.
>>
>> The Auburn fan was becoming annoyed and finally asked, "What are you,
>> a pervert or something? Why do you keep lifting and looking, lifting
>> and looking?
>>
>> "Well," said the officer, "I am simply surprised."
>> Normally when I look under a Auburn cap, I find an a$$ hole."