Do we get the battle on or do we do some more Hair-On.

That was the dilemma that faced just about all of the "Afghan Army" on each payday. All that money we paid them went right into buying modern and fancy needles and spoons.

No wonder almost 70,000 Afghan National Security forces were slaughtered in battle; they were nodding out. They were probably literally like sitting ducks in water. Shoot one and explode its body and the one right next to it doesn't even try to fly away or do anything at all except wait for its turn.

If you are a duck hunter, you know what I'm talking about.

Ooh, that smell. The smell of death surrounds you.

OMG, if you want to, just skip to the 3:17 mark and watch those stoned motherfrickers doing some jumping jacks. That was a fun day for the instructors and the Afghans. That one guy, second from the left, was having the time of his life.