re: What's your most embarrassing moment at a grocery store?

When my son was almost four, my wife took him into Buc-ees to get lunch and pee. She was holding him by the hand on the way to the bathroom when he decided to hi-YAH! a stranger passing by in the nuts. My wife could have died. She profusely apologized. The dude was good about it. He had kids with him so it probably wasn’t the first time. I got chewed out for missing the whole fiasco because I was pumping gas. She says I’m never around when he does embarrassing things like that.